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Kunikuzushi yawned as he woke up. Light rays of sunshine hitting his face, he got up and leaned over the balcony. The sight was always such a sight to see.
He lived on one of the highest floor, because Kazuha loved to watch the cars come and go under. Kunikuzushi thinks they’re like insignificant ants, but Kazuha sees them rather differently.
He pondered about wether or not he should do a morning stream or not. He hasn’t done one in a while, why not now since he woke up early?
Kunikuzushi entered the bathroom and began his daily routine. Once he was done he exited and trotted into his seat. He started up the stream, seeing those “Hello!” brightened up his day.
Though people may think he doesn’t care for his fans, he really does. He just expresses it in a peculiar way.
“HIII WANDERER”
“MORNING STREAM OMG”
“hello”
“HIIIIII”
“HI”
“WANDERE HI”
“Hello, you assholes.” He scoffed, still wearing his pajamas as he watched the chat flood up with replies.
“So,” He started and clapped. “I’m doing a morning stream!” Kuni grinned slightly and watched the chat flood in.
He read some of the responses before continuing. “If you’re one of my older viewers, you might know that I’ve done a stream like this before.” He said while turning side to side in his chair. “If you’re new here, what we basically do is just a QnA.” He explained nonchalantly.
“OMG ITS BACK??”
“yippee”
“JAHAHAHAHSHSGSH”
“OG VIEWER HERE 💪💪”
Kuni chuckled at some of the replies in chat. Even if they didn’t know it, it made his day a little better. “Go ask me shit on twitter using #wanderersqna!” He said with a shit-eating grin. He pulled his phone out and opened twitter.
Clicking on the tag, he was instantly met by thousands of questions. “Alright chat, first question!” He read off the question. “‘Do you like sharks????? pls i need to know…’ I guess they’re pretty cool?” He said slightly confused.
Kunikuzushi scrolled down, seeing questions overwhelm the tag. One of them, caught his eye.
“DO YOU HAVE A GF PLS DONT”
Kunikuzushi almost burst into laughter. Archons, if they heard Wanderer was dating Pop Idol Kazuha, they would fucking faint.
“Do you have a girlfriend?” He put his palm over his mouth. “No, I don’t. Why are all you fuckers so interested in my love life? Don’t have one?” He chuckled.
“help wanderer roasting us”
“ITS TTRUE…”
“YESSS YOUR SINGLE”
“aobbing /pos”
“DO YOU LIKE SWEETS”
“CAN YOU COOK”
“WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR”
Kunikuzushi was overwhelmed by the questions, but he still wanted to answer them. Reading out the first one, he replied. “No, I dont. So if one of you shit heads gift me fan mail, it better not be any sweet shit.”
“dangodangodango ”
“HELPPP SHOGUN AND EI LIKE SWEETS BUT WANDERER DOESNT”
“GIVE HIM DANGO SUFFER”
Reading the next question, his face suddenly flushed up. He was embarrassed because he knew his cooking abilities weren’t.. the best. Yae usually cooked for his family because, somehow, he and Shogun both inherited not knowing how to cook.
“Well- I’m not the best at it- I’m not total fucking trash at least. I know how to make- Uh, instant noodles! I can make instant ramen!” He smirked.
“poor wanderer can’t cook”
“SROP ITS GENETIC”
“dying”
Kunikuzushi huffed. “Hah, don’t tell me some of you fuckers don’t know how to cook? I know some of you here don’t know shit. Anyways, the answer for the last question is crimson red.”
“that…… was unexpected”
“I THOUGHT HE LIKED PURPLE WHAT”
“CRIMSON RED DAMN”
Kunikuzushi heard a notification pop up from his cellphone, it was from Kazuha. He opened it lovingly and muttered the text message out loud quietly.
Kazuha
My love, I‘ll be making pancakes for dinner. Is that alright with you?
Kunikuzushi did a little chuckle. It was so funny how Kazuha always asked permission to make food for him. He texted him back and replied.
“Yes, yes, you fucker. You know you don’t have to always ask for permission to cook.”
“HUH????”
“WHO IS HE TALKING TO…”
“WHO IS CALLING HIM ‘LOVE’”
“what’s happening i was getting snacks :(“
Kuni looked back up at chat.
Oh shit.
He just messed up big time.
He flushed slightly. “Chat it’s not what it looks like!” He waved his hands around frantically in an attempt to convince them. His eyes were slightly wide as he tried his best to avert the situation. “Chat it’s nothing — I promise!” He was still slightly red. Chat was still going crazy over this slip up. ‘Oh shit- I messed up bad.’ Kuni thought to himself.
“A-anyways chat, how are you all?” He stumbled over his words a bit, still flustered over the incident.
A few minutes later, chat mellowed down. On the other hand, twitter was going batshit crazy. “WHO IS CALLING WANDERER LOVE?” was trending. People were freaking out and reposting clips of it everywhere. Reddit, Tiktok, Youtube, you name it. Kuni tried his best to avoid anything about the topic but it seemed to always come back, one way or another.
And when he thought the situation couldn’t get worse,
It did.
Once chat slightly calmed down, he went back to the usual QnA things. Scrolling for questions, answering them, repeat.
That was until something happened.
The door creaked open, a hint of red in the person’s hair. Kazuha walked in, but luckily Kunikuzushi’s setup was on the opposite side of the door, therefore his viewers couldn’t see Kazuha opening the door,
Kazuha yawned, as he walked over.
Kunikuzushi was shaking his head violently side to side, signifying Kazuha to get out. The chat was confused by this, amused by his shocked expression.
Kunikuzushi knew what happened when Kazuha was clingy.
Kazuha slowly approached him, unaware Kunikuzushi was streaming. He picked him up and peppered his face with kisses.
“Kazu-FUCK!” He yelped as Kazuha picked him up and sat down on his seat. Kunikuzushi was now, straddling Kazuha in front of the chat.
“WHAT THE FUCK”
“IS THAT KAZUHA FROM 4NEMO?????”
“I thought he was single…. ;sobs;”
Kunikuzushi was struggling against Kazuha, and turned around to face the chat, face flushed as red as it could be.
“Fuck.”
Kazuha looked to see Kuni’s face, wondering what’s wrong. “Kuni, why aren’t you giving me cuddles today?” He whined.
Kunikuzushi quietly whispered into Kazuha’s ear. “I’m fucking streaming, you airhead!” He silently screamed.
Kazuha’s eyes widened as he look towards Kuni’s monitor. “Ah.” He said in acknowledgment. He was frozen before turning into a tomato. He slowly turned back to Kuni, seeing his embarrassed face. “I thought you stopped doing morning streams.” Kazuha’s mouth was slightly open as he processed everything. Kuni was still processing everything too. Chat was going crazy. Views shot up to 500k in a second. Angry twitter posts were being written. So were articles about their relationship.
“HOLY FUCKING SHIT”
“GUYS I LEFT AGAIN FOR SNACKS WHY TF IS HE WITH KAZUHA FROM 4NEMO??”
“ladies.. we lost…”
Both of the boys were steaming in embarrassment. “So I guess this is how we reveal our relationship?” Kazuha said sheepishly and shrugged. Kuni just looked away and scratched the back of his neck. “I guess so.” He replied. “Welp, there you have it guys. Me and this shithead are dating.” He gestured over to Kazuha. Kazuha smiled. “Yep.” Chat still couldn’t believe what was happening right now— Wanderer, the famous streamer is dating Kazuha, the idol?! It was absolutely insane.
“I’m gonna be ending the stream now, see ya!” He and Kazuha waved before Kuni shut the stream off. “Jeez..” He groaned tiredly. Kazuha just chuckled. ‘He’s so cute.’ He thought while gushing over his boyfriend. “Anyways, at least we got that figured out.” He said calmy. “Kind of.” Kuni added on.