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Customer feedback surveys for Bar La Vasseur

Summary:

Just a quick story told through customer feedback surveys

Notes:

I swear I have some "serious" ones in the works but in the meantime, here’s an experiment that came to me as I was chopping some celery during lunch today and just wouldn't let go

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Who were you served by today? Ava

Please rate the following: (5 being the highest)

- Accuracy of order: 5
- Satisfaction with order: 5
- Overall experience: 5

Anything else you’d like to share? Best cuba libre I’ve ever had - and I’ve been to Cuba!

 

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Who were you served by today? Ava

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 5
- Satisfaction with order: 5
- Overall experience: 5

Anything else you’d like to share? I wish I could rate Ava a ten for everything! She was perfectly attentive, and helped me navigate things as I don’t usually go to bars. Thank you for a great night!

 

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Who were you served by today? Ava

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 3
- Satisfaction with order: 4
- Overall experience: 4

Anything else you’d like to share? Drinks were fine, bartender was cute but distracted

[Employee note (1): Was this when we had that shipment that Beatrice was carrying up the stairs?]
[Employee note (2): Shut up Hans]

 

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Who were you served by today? Ava

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 2
- Satisfaction with order: 5
- Overall experience: 5

Anything else you’d like to share? An ‘A’ for effort - got me drunk so that’s all that matters

 

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Who were you served by today? Ava

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 5
- Satisfaction with order: 5
- Overall experience: 5

Anything else you’d like to share? Best looking bartender in the Alps

[Employee note: Suck on that, Hans!]
[Manager note: Language.]

 

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Who were you served by today? Ava

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 5
- Satisfaction with order: 5
- Overall experience: 5

Anything else you’d like to share? Such a cute couple!

[Flagged by manager]
[Employee note (1): Beatrice calm down, I told you they were drunk, it was a silly misunderstanding]
[Employee note (2): Aren't they talking about you two here?]
[Employee note (3): Not helping Hans]

 

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Who were you served by today? Ava

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 4
- Satisfaction with order: 3
- Overall experience: 3

Anything else you’d like to share? Drinks are okay, frigid because of that one chick’s RBF

[Flagged by employee]
[Manager note: Ava, it’s not a big deal.]
[Employee note: Who said anything about a deal? There’s nothing to negotiate when they’re WRONG]

 

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Who were you served by today? Ava

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 5
- Satisfaction with order: 5
- Overall experience: 5

Anything else you’d like to share? Still giving you a 5 for the attempt at flair

[Manager note: So those bottles of vodka that mysteriously went missing?]
[Employee note: Still missing, I’m on the look out]

 

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Who were you served by today? Ava

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 1
- Satisfaction with order: 1
- Overall experience: 1

Anything else you’d like to share? [censored for inappropriate language]
[Flagged by manager]
[Manager note: Banned]

 

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Who were you served by today? Ava

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 5
- Satisfaction with order: 5
- Overall experience: 5

Anything else you’d like to share? We really could use your help for the cause, Ava

[Flagged by manager]
[Employee note: Beatrice]
[Manager note: Ava.]

 

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Who were you served by today? Ava

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 1
- Satisfaction with order: 1
- Overall experience: 1

Anything else you’d like to share? Do you even know what “on the rocks” means?

[Employee note (1): I’ll teach you what on the rocks means you ******]
[Manager note: Language.]
[Employee note (2): Oh come on the little star things mean it doesn't count!]

 

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Who were you served by today? Beatrice

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 5
- Satisfaction with order: 5
- Overall experience: 5

Anything else you’d like to share? There’s more than one friend in the world - Lucia 011 41 7X XXX XXXX

[Flagged by employee]
[Manager note: Ava.]
[Employee note: Beatrice.]

 

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Who were you served by today? Hans

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 4
- Satisfaction with order: 3
- Overall experience: 4

Anything else you’d like to share? Where’s Ava? No offense, Hans, but she had the best cuba libre

 

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Who were you served by today? Hans

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 5
- Satisfaction with order: 4
- Overall experience: 3

Anything else you’d like to share? I miss Ava and Beatrice

[Employee note: You and me both.]

 

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[System error]

 

[System restart]

 

[System backup, import missing data? (1 year) - Selection: No]

 

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Who were you served by today? Beatrice

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 5
- Satisfaction with order: 5
- Overall experience: 5

Anything else you’d like to share? Welcome back!

 

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Who were you served by today? Beatrice

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 5
- Satisfaction with order: 5
- Overall experience: 5

Anything else you’d like to share? Drinks were good. Appreciate a bartender that doesn’t try to find out my life story.

 

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Who were you served by today? Beatrice

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 4
- Satisfaction with order: 3
- Overall experience: 2

Anything else you’d like to share? Would it kill you to smile? Give us something to look at

[Flagged by employee]
[Employee note: Taken care of boss]
[Manager note: Thank you.]

 

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Who were you served by today? Beatrice

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 5
- Satisfaction with order: 5
- Overall experience: 5

Anything else you’d like to share? So is Ava ever going to come back?

[Flagged by employee]
[Manager note: Hans, it’s okay.]

 

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Who were you served by today? Hans

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 5
- Satisfaction with order: 5
- Overall experience: 5

Anything else you’d like to share? Solid bar, can't complain.

 

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Who were you served by today? Hans

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 5
- Satisfaction with order: 5
- Overall experience: 5

Anything else you’d like to share? Beatrice didn’t leave again, did she?

 

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Who were you served by today? Ava

Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 5
- Satisfaction with order: 5
- Overall experience: 5

Anything else you’d like to share? So glad to have you back!! This place wasn’t the same without you!

 

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Who were you served by today? Beatrice
Please rate the following:
- Accuracy of order: 5
- Satisfaction with order: 5
- Overall experience: 5
Anything else you’d like to share? I was wondering where you’d gone off to - but I guess you were busy, huh? ;)

[Flagged by manager]
[Employee note (1): Can’t punish them for speaking the truth, Bea]
[Manager note: You’re one to talk about punishment.]
[Employee note (2): You both do realize that I see these notes as well]
[Employee note (3): So you’re saying you want to watch?]
[Manager note: AVA.]
[Employee note (4): I need a raise]

 

 

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