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    Arthur quietly fumed to himself over a hot cup of not-tea spat out by the Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser. To distract himself from the low-grade rage and general moodiness building in his mind, he opened the Hitchhiker’s Guide and paused.

    What, he thought tentatively, does the galaxy do when the lights are turned off?

    Or, the most disgustingly wholesome porn I’ve ever written. Do enjoy.

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