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1. Sex in the Galaxy by MonstrumOstendere

   Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Radio)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   09 Apr 2023

   Tags

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   • Arthur Dent/Ford Prefect
   • Arthur Dent
   • Ford Prefect
   • One of those cheery doors in the Heart of Gold
   • Using the Guide
   • Pining
   • Cheesy
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Alien Biology
   • Alien Sex
   • Touch-Starved
   • Awkwardness
   • Lube
   • Unsafe Sex
   • Creampie
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • as in two
   • so like barely counts
   • Porn Logic
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Banter
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Horniness
   • Post-Coital Cuddling
   • Frottage
   • If You Squint - Freeform
   • Idiots in Love
   • Missionary Position
   • because they want to look into each other’s eyes
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Scenting
   • Scent Kink
   • Body Worship
   • Mutual Pining
   • Simultaneous Orgasm
   • because I’m a SUCKER for them
   • Top Arthur
   • Bottom Ford
   • implied switch for both of them though
   • the universe is too big for absolutes my guys
   • Bottom Arthur
   • top ford
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Praise Kink
   • Insecurity
   • First Time Bottoming
   • Communication
   • Teasing
   • Enthusiastic Consent
   • light degradation
   • but not really?
   • Sharing a Bed
   • Come Eating
   • barely
   • im just trying to cover all the bases guys
   • Dirty Talk

   Summary

   Arthur quietly fumed to himself over a hot cup of not-tea spat out by the Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser. To distract himself from the low-grade rage and general moodiness building in his mind, he opened the Hitchhiker’s Guide and paused.

   What, he thought tentatively, does the galaxy do when the lights are turned off?

   Or, the most disgustingly wholesome porn I’ve ever written. Do enjoy.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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