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    Sirius scoffed, “as if you would know anything about proper behaviour in front of a royal, Mckinnon.”

    “She’d know more than you, at least the rest of us knew there was a Royal Family before fourth year,” quipped Remus.

    Marlene groaned, “who cares. Just do whatever they do and” she turned to Sirius and pointed at him threateningly, “don't flirt with them.”

    “I’m not going to f...” The doors opened and across the room sat the most beautiful person Sirius had ever seen. He looked like the sculpture of a god. Or one of the men in Sirius’ filthiest dreams. “...fucking hell”

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    or, the one where james is a prince, didn't attend hogwarts and is a little more broken than usual. sirius grows up believing himself unworthy of love, surrounded by people who don't quite get him. he was broken from the start.

    featuring bad comedy and terrible writing:

     

    update!!! this isn't abandoned! i swear. life is just fucking me very very hard.

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