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1. All The Hot Teams Are Doing It by whizzy for Telesilla

   Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis  

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   04 Jan 2010

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   • Ronon Dex/Teyla Emmagan/Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
   • Ronon Dex
   • Teyla Emmagan
   • Rodney McKay
   • John Sheppard
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   Summary

   They must have thought John's blank expression was some sort of clever ruse. Mitchell leaned in close and wheedled, "You can tell us... Let's go, off the record. What's the craziest shit you've done offworld?"

   It was probably a toss-up between rescuing bar patrons from Ronon in a drunken brawl, or rescuing McKay from the jealous husband of the buxom blonde he'd tried to hit on. But a minor altercation wasn't going to win a pissing contest with SG-1, so John said airily, "Well, there was that orgy on M4R-984..."

   Mitchell snorted. "What, that's it? No, I'm talking the really weird shit."

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