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The Darlingz (10:02)

binnie has changed the chat name to 'THROW ME OUT THE NEAREST WINDOW'

binnie: can i drop out

please

junnie: it hasn't even been 1 (one) day of classes

no

youngie: how have you embarrassed yourself already???

binnie: why is that your immediate thought process???

youngie:

junnie:

binnie: this is so rude im leaving

youngie: good riddance

binnie: nvm im staying and ranting out of spite

so

first music production lecture prof.song introduces the project, three songs based on a theme of your choice due in december standard

and then suddenly, he hits us with the oh yeah and this is a group project

junnie: yikes

binnie: it gets w o r s e

im already mentally preparing to find the same two other people i work with always when he says 'not in your classes though'

ive literally never heard a lecture hall go silent quicker

i hate the music production department

because you wanna know what they decided?

its an inter-grade group project.

youngie: youre working with other classes???

binnie: yep

groups of 3, 1 sophmore 1 junior 1 senior

not only is the first project of the year a group project

but its with complete strangers

just what i love :)))))))))

junnie: that's weird though?

like yeah we've worked with seniors for showcases and stuff

but never for an actual graded project

youngie: yeah

honestly kinda confusing

binnie: trust me everyone else is too

they said we wont find out groups until later so the other grades can find out about it too

studio time, the thing i actually looked forward to, is now groups as well

hate it here

youngie: wow that is awful

no offense but i genuinely don't see how you make it out of this passing

like i know you

after today you are just never going to that studio

binnie: exactly!

which is why i should drop out

junnie: still no

binnie: wooyoung can we kick yeonjun this is bullying

junnie: think about it for a second

having no connection to these people might make it easier?

like with a normal group project, it's awkward because you have to face the problems after because you're in the same class

once this project is over, you don't have to see any of these people ever again

binnie: :/

i still don't get why they had to make it like this though

at this point all i can do is await my immediate demise

youngie: and i thought we were dramatic

look i'll get you pity coffee at lunch ok?

binnie: omg wooyoungie <3333

youre the only one who loves me in this cruel world <333

junnie: :/

our dance practical doesn't end until 12, meet you at mocha's 12:30

binnie: see you then

time to wallow in my misery

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THROW ME OUT THE NEAREST WINDOW (13:32)

binnie: it got worse

HOW DID IT GET WORSE

I

I CANT

junnie: did you get your group or smth?

binnie: Y E S

literally this is the stuff of my nightmares

i hate it here

im not going im literally not

youngie: who are you working with

no offense but like

we're your only friends

why are you dreading these people.

binnie: ok so context does the dance course have like student legends??

like are there ever students you hear about all the time for being amazing??

youngie: some?

none are still in school tho

binnie: ok so basically there are a couple kids you hear about all the time

bang chan, known for basically being a full fledged producer when he arrived

top marks for all projects, constantly performing, he's like the production course god

and then han jisung, who got a 100 on his final project set by professor jang in freshman year.

professor jang who has never given a freshman over 60 on a final.

junnie: oh yeah ive heard of them

minho mentioned them a few times

binnie: ok ignoring that for the sake of my sanity

i open the rooming email for studio time and it's both

im working with them both

im gone.

youngie: doesn't that just mean an easy pass?

binnie: you think i can get away with doing nothing???

even worse, they know each other

they have known eachother

for years

its going to be so awkward i hate everything

junnie: ok so talk to them?

you're a good producer it's not like you're incompetent in any way

youngie: i mean

we banned him from the kitchen

junnie: you're not incompetent when it comes to music

you've got common interests to work from

maybe actually try and get to know them

if they aren't assholes at least

and if not, again, you don't have to interact with them afterwards

binnie: sigh

i still hate it here

i am filled with vast amounts dread

but you are at least somewhat right

just a long term project with two of the most popular and talented people in the music production course

no pressure at all

oh fuck

SHIT IN GONAA BE LAET

junnie: good luck darling <3 don't make a complete idiot of yourself

binnie: FCUK YUO BITCH

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Private Messages between no.1cb97stan and CB97

no.1cb97stan: CHAN

CHANNIE HYUNG

HYUNG CHECK THE EMAIL HOLY SHIT DJDKSKSKLS

CB97: Oh the group project?

Yeah I saw :)

no.1cb97stan: SEO CHANGBIN IS WORKING WITH US SJSLSLSLLALDK

OH MY GOD

CB97: I thought you'd be happy about that part

Happier to be working with him than your loving boyfriend :(((

Don't say I never do anything for you

no.1cb97stan: wait what????

CB97: Well…

I might have had the project launch a day early

And seniors may or may not have been the ones to organise the groups

And the order we chose those groups was based on our junior final grade

Which I may have been first in

And I may have chosen Changbin for our group because I know you think he's cool

no.1cb97stan: i-

oh my god

OH MY GOD

H Y U N G

IM

AJJSJSKSKSHDYDJJSKSKL

KISS ME

RIGHT NOW

CB97: I mean I won't say no

However we don't have long until studio time

So maybe put the kisses off until later

no.1cb97stan: hyunggggggg

im so excited omg

when i realised he came to our school i was already freaking out

AND NOW I GET TO WORK WITH HIM

WITH SPEARB

GENIUS RAPPER AND LYRICIST

AJDJKDLSLLSLLSSLLS

wait

i have to work with him

with spearb

who i have admired for years

oh fuck

oh fuck oh fuck im screwed

CB97:Jisung.

no.1cb97stan: IM SCREWED

what if he thinks im weird or annoying

or what if he's a homophobe and he hates us

or what if everything i try and contribute turns out awful and i just make an embarrassment of myself

im gonna fuck up i know it oh god

CB97: Jisung, breathe.

You are talented. You are an amazing writer and musician and I have no doubts that we'll be able to work well with Changbin.

If he's a bigot, I'll get us regrouped, though I definitely doubt he will be.

And you're so likable, there's no way he won't adore you from the first second.

Everything will be fine.

I promise.

You just have to be your wonderful self and everything will turn out ok.

And if for any reason things aren't ok, hyung will do whatever you want, basically no exceptions.

no.1cb97stan: ok Channie-hyung :(

im going to the studio now, do you need anything from the apartment?

CB97: I don't think so baby

Meet you outside?

no.1cb97stan: ok

love you channie hyungggggg

thank you for everything <33

CB97: I love you too <3

I'll see you at the studio :)

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THROW ME OUT THE NEAREST WINDOW (17:46)

junnie: so…..

@binnie how was it?

binnie: it

wasn't terrible

don't even think about saying i told you so

junnie:...

i told you so

binnie: blocked.

youngie: i mean i think we both knew it went fine

seeing as your studio time ended ALMOST 2 HOURS AGO

we slave away over a delicious dinner and you don't even return to eat it

heartbreaking

binnie: there's leftovers in the fridge

you always leave me leftovers.

youngie: silence traitor

can you believe him yeonjun

he left us for his new producer friends

junnie: he's so cruel

let's kick him he's hurt us too much

binnie: ok then i just won't talk about how it went

youngie: YEONJUN SHUT UP RIGHT NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT

junnie: im silent

now.

binnie: actually nvm you guys can suffer

youngie: your dinner is going in the garbage.

starve.

binnie: WAIT NO DON'T I'LL TALK

ok so

i get to the studio

late. only barely but still.

i'm nervous as shit

walk up to the door, knock, nothing.

wait a minute, knock again, nothing

at this point i'm frantically checking my phone because i'm thinking oh god did i go to the wrong studio

but the email says that yes this is the right place

i go to knock one last time, door opens

he's super apologetic, they were just reviewing a track they made over the summer, didn't hear me knocking

i'm just kind of standing there at this point, but i walk in take a seat.

now.

you're going to judge me.

heavily

for what i'm about to say

but it's just the truth.

holy shit they're so pretty.

youngie: oh my god

did you gay panic

binnie: …

yes.

youngie: LMAOOOOOOOO

binnie:SHUT UP YOU'VE DONE THE SAME

MULTIPLE TIMES

anyways

they start introducing themselves

like literally everyone in the music department doesn't know them

but everything's fine i've gotten over my initial nerves we just settle down

work out the concept, plan out the styles of the songs all normal stuff

i'm not talking a ton because oh these guys work well off eachother

then the sophomore, Jisung turns to me and asks

"Hyung, what do you think?"

i fucking combusted

because like

he called me hyung???? and he's so precious looking oh my god

and when he realised he was so flustered it was so cute

he tried to apologise though :(

so i told him it was fine and god

the smile

THE SMILE

it was so bright and his cheeks were so puffed

junnie: whipped

binnie: die

anyways we get back to music things for a while

coming up with lyrics and the styles we wanna work with etc

and i'm still shitting myself because what if I do something stupid

jisung keeps asking for my input and im paranoid im gonna say smth wrong

AND THEN

chan turns to me like "hey Changbjn can you read over these lyrics"

so i take them and start reading them over

and of course they're fucking brilliant

and because im stupid

i tell him "they're amazing, hyung, how do you do it?"

it took me a second to realise it but i was so embarrassed i literally wanted to disintegrate on the spot

then Chan started laughing and i wanted to die

but he just said "you say that Changbin, but you're just as good at lyrics"

and i just freeze

because w h a t

youngie: he's not wrong

you make bangers

binnie: shush

compared to them it's like

w h a t

anyways i just kinda brush it off

and we get back to work

we worked off each other really well tbh like everything was flowing and it was

amazing

junnie: so much fun you stayed for 2 hours over your designated studio time and missed our wonderful dinner

i get it

wooyoung we've been replaced

youngie:it's ok we don't need him

the dorm will smell much better this way

binnie: yes

but it gets worse (better?)

so when we actually go to leave

im just like hey you guys are really cool and super talented im really lucky to work so well with you guys and i think we'll do really well

and jisung is just like

"i'm really lucky to be working with you too hyung, i've admired you for a while"

what the fuck

SO APPARENTLY

HAN JISUNG HAS LISTENED TO MY SHITTY MUSIC FOR 3 WHOLE YEARS

SINCE MY EARLIEST RELEASES????

SINCE WE WERE BOTH IN HIGHSCHOOL

HELLO?????

THE PRODIGY OF OUR DEPARTMENT

LIKES MY MUSIC

MY OLD MUSIC WHEN I WAS ALL EMO AND SHIT

junnie: you were severely depressed

binnie: NOT THE POINT

BUT LIKE

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??????

junnie: yes

changbin you're insane when it comes to music

youngie: how big is your soundcloud again?

binnie: a couple thousand followers

not a lot for 3 years of work

youngie: ok but imagine a couple thousand people in a room rn

all of them are looking at you

binnie: wow yeah yikes did not like that

but i get your point

its just

cool people don't normally like my music

junnie: frankly i'm insulted

are you insulted woo?

youngie: quite frankly i am

binnie: shush you know what i meant

it just

aaaaaaaaaaa

anyways back to the story

im just kinda frozen at this point trying to comprehend all of that

and Jisung starts freaking out

literally wanted to cry i felt so guilty

so im tryna tell him it's all good i'm not upset

and then Chan comes over.

he calls Jisung baby

and he kisses him

they're dating

junnie: oh my god

binnie: and when i asked after

it's not just them

it's a whole ass polycule

youngie: wow this is totally new information definitely surprised

binnie:...

YOU KNEW?????

JUNG WOOYOUNG YOU KNEW THEY WERE DATING AND DIDN'T TELL ME?!?!?

youngie: ANOTHER ONE OF HIS BOYFRIENDS IS IN OUR CLASS

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ABOUT MINHO HYUNG

IT'S NOT JUST ME JUN KNEW TOO

junnie: DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS

binnie: i hate both of you

you could have saved me so much embarrassment

i gay panicked over TAKEN MEN

shoot me rn

so yeah yeah im a disaster they're cute as hell

then we leave and we're back to here

so

not a disaster

junnie: when's your next session?

binnie: thursday

and i'm like

weirdly excited???

they were really nice!

and i don't trust it

youngie: changbin.

binnie: you know the shit people give me wooyoung

there's a reason you two are my only friends

people think im all cool and shit

and then they find out who i am really and they leave

unless they're also disasters

aka you two.

youngie: darling, you're being too harsh on yourself.

you are not the reason these people leave. you aren't the common thread.

the common thread is that they are all assholes in one way or another

that's all

and i know it might be scary

but you have us

and if things go wrong

if they fuck up

we fight them simple as

i don't care how tough they are

junnie: we love you a lot binnie

and i really hope this goes well for you

don't forget your shot later

binnie: i won't

and

thank you

Unknown Number (18:09)

Unknown Number: hi Changbin-hyung!!!! this is Jisung i really hope this is the right number

THROW ME OUT THE NEAREST WINDOW (17:46)

binnie: FUCK JISUNG MESSAGED ME

youngie:HOLD ON

YOU GAVE HIM YOUR NUMBER????

YOU NEVER MENTIONED THAT??

binnie: IT WAS AT THE VERY END OK

WASN'T IMPORTANT

youngie: ACTUALLY THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT

WHAT DID HE SAY

binnie: just a 'this is jisung is this the right number'

but more jisungy

youngie: yes i, someone who has never met him, knows exactly what that entails

binnie: brighter? happier?

ANYWAYS WHAT DO I SAY

junnie: just tell him it's your number?

dumbass

jisung (18:10)

binnie: yeah it's me jisung :)

jisung: perfect!!! hold on lemme add you to a gc with channie hyung give me a second

SPICY MUSIC BOYS (18:10)

jisung added binnie and Unknown Number to a chat

jisung: im surprisingly excited for this project!!!!

Unknown Number: Surprisingly?

How could you not be excited to work with your favourite hyung :(

jisung: i am chan! im really excited to be working with changbinnie-hyung!

Unknown Number: Ouch.

Don't let Minho hear you say that

binnie: ah, i'm guessing that's you Chan-hyung

chan: It is! Hi Bin :)

You made it back to your dorm ok right?

binnie: yes hyung

remember i live on campus hyung

you don't need to worry about me

i should be the one asking you that

you both made it back to your apartment ok?

jisung: were just on our way back now, we had to stop for groceries

oh channie hyung is gonna worry about you regardless

even if you lived directly opposite the studio

once he claims you into his little bubble he's always gonna worry about you

chan: Jisung.

jisung: it's true!!!!

youre friends with everyone and you worry about all your friends and boyfriends because thats just you!

chan: I didn't want to make Changbin uncomfortable.

binnie: oh no, you're fine hyung!

same with you, Jisung

it's actually kinda nice

im not worried about a lot

chan: That's concerning in it's own right.

Anyways, remember, next session is Thursday, but I added you to the ideas google doc in case you wanted to add ideas in the meantime.

binnie: thank you hyung :)

i enjoyed today a lot more than i thought i would too

i hate group projects a lot

people don't tend to get along with me

but you guys were really great

jisung: im happy you got on with us hyung!

i know i told you earlier but you really are so talented

im glad we can be friends

binnie: we're friends?

jisung: yeah!

if you wanna be that is we dont have to yet

binnie: nono friends sounds good

friends :)

jisung: FRIENDS :DDD

we made it back to our apartment! chan hyung said to tell you to have a good night

so

have a good night!

see you thursday!!!!

binnie: you too, both of you

see you thursday :)

gaggle of gays (18:24)

prettyprincess: so does someone feel like explaining why as soon as the door opened i was immediately met by a lap full of a very excited and blushy han jisung?

hotfriedchicken: AND YUORE COMPLAING?

prettyprincess: no? this is the best day of my life so far

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gaggle of gays (18:24)

prettyprincess: so does someone feel like explaining why as soon as the door opened i was immediately met by a lap full of a very excited and blushy han jisung?

hotfriedchicken: AND YUORE COMPLAING?

prettyprincess: no? this is the best day of my life so far

he’s so cute i want to cry

prettypuppy: A year ago you would have pushed him off the sofa

And called him ugly

And kicked him for good measure

also ew what is this nickname?

prettyprincess: ok but that was then

now he’s my precious babygirl who i love 🥰

and you don’t like it? :( we match!!

prettypuppy has changed prettypuppy’s name to 'Seungmin’

Seungmin: no

prettyprincess: :😔

meanie

@pussymagnet seungmin is being mean 💔

pussymagnet: Is that my problem?

prettyprincess: HYUNG 😭

prettyprincess has changed Seungmin’s name to ‘pupminnie’

prettyprincess: is that better 😐

pupminnie: barely

hotfriedchicken: its cute seungminnie!

our puppy <3

pupminnie: fine

prettyprincess: 🫤

blatant favouritism

@alphawoofwoof they’re being mean to me :(

babyfox: he’s not gonna answer

he’s driving

me to be exact

hotfriedchicken:INIE!!!!!!!!!!!

bayb :DD

babyfox: hi lix-hyung

anyways i know why jiusng is all blushy

so basically

residentbabygirl: YANG JEONGIN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE YOU SAY NOTHING

babyfox: you are at home

i am in a car

you can do no harm to me right now

besides you know i’m the favourite if you try anything the hyungs will kill you

SO

a certain wolf told me

that han jisung is in a group project

with a certain seo changbin

prettyprincess: OH????? seo changbin as in spearb right?

babyfox: the one and only

residentbabygirl: IT WASN’T THAT BAD

babyfox: hyung is saying you called him hyung accidentally?

residentbabygirl: HE WAS FINE WITH IT

AND THEN HE DID IT TO CHANNIE HYUNG SO HMPH

he was so nice though :)) and really cool

he’s so talented

like i already thought he was talented

but omg

he was so shy though

like he seemed really surprised when we told him we thought he was talented???

as if he’s never made a good song in his life like hello????

anyways embarrased myself a couple times but it was good!!!

he’s so cool oh my goddddd

babyfox: hyung is saying you almost cried????

residentbabygirl: he’s a lying bastard don’t trust a word he says innie

prettyprincess: sungie :(

residentbabygirl: OK SO MAYBE I DID

but i thought i messed up because i told him how ive listened to him for a while and he was all frozen and stuff and i thought i scared him or he thought i was wierd

it’s all cool now though!!!! he was just suprised

as if he isn’t an amazing rapper smh

but i’m cool! super cool

yes hyunjin this is a sign that you can stop suffocating me

pupminnie: are you sure you’re ok jisung? like you promise you’re not lying

residentbabygirl: my puppy cares for me 😍

yes baby i’m all ok

though i won’t say no to minnie cuddles 🥺

pupminnie:perish

pussymagnet: dinner’s in the oven for when hyung gets back with innie

but jisung you missed out one of the most important details

is he hot

residentbabygirl: HYUNG AJJSLJDLSLJS

YOU CANT ASK THAT

I REFUSE TO ANSWER

alphawoofwoof: He’s hot.

residentbabygirl: CHAN-HYUNG?????????????

pussymagnet: oh?????

tell me more

residentbabygirl: buff

very buff

emo but in the hot way

but also like, adorable

like i would call him babygirl

definitely didn’t freak out because of how pretty he was not at all

pussymagnet: that’s it i’m coming to the studio next time

alphawoofwoof: No.

Did you miss the part where he mentioned how shy he was?

He seemed really nervous coming into this and I don’t want to scare him off

Besides, it’s been one day.

It’d be best if you, and I mean all of you, don’t try anything for the first few weeks

Nothing major at least

We just have to see what happens

But just so you know, he does know about the polycule

hotfriedchicken: HE KNOWS??????

ITS BENE A F EW HOURS HWO DOES HE ALREADY KMOW?

residentbabygirl: IT’S HYUNGS FAULT

HE CALLED ME BABY AND HAD TO EXPLAIN THINGS

pussymagnet: tbh i’m surprised he didn’t already know

i swear i’m literally in a class with his friends

alphawoofwoof: It’s fine though?

He accepted it with no fuss or anything

So it’s fine!

residentbabygirl: anyways

MINHO HYUNGGGGGGGG

is dinner ready

pussymagnet: it’s literally on the table

all of you come eat before the stray cats get it

Private Messages between squirrel and dog (20:19)

dog: something’s up

on the group chat you were all happy to talk

but you were quiet at dinner

and you were barely touching your food

you told me you were all fine earlier

but you clearly aren’t

squirrel: minnie…

it’s fine i promise

dog: it isn’t

so you tell me or i tell hyungs

squirrel: fine fine

its just

im worried i still fucked things up

with changbin hyung i mean

because he told me everything was fine in person and we messaged a few times but i dont know if he was just doing it to be nice and i actually made him uncomfortable because i really want things to work out with him

not even in a romantic way i just think hes amazing

i want him to like me and im scared i was too forward because he’s shy and i hate it

i was worried before we went and i thought i was fine but im not im sorry i didnt tell you seungminnie i just didnt want to worry chan hyung :(

dog: jisung…

i’m sure you didn’t mess things up

but if you are still worried you could always message him and ask?

squirrel: but what if he gets wierded out by that?

i dont want him to think im a total mess

i was already freaking out in person this might just scare him off more :(

dog: i doubt it will sungie

but if it does, then he wasn’t worth it in the first place

come to my room? innie’s with hyunjin so we’ll be alone

i can cuddle you while you message him

squirrel: ok minnie

thank you

love you

Private Messages between jisung and binnie (20:27)

jisung: hi hyung

im sorry if i made you uncomfortable earlier

at any point really

im always nervous around new people but i think you’re really cool and i really like you and i just wanted you to like me but because i was so nervous i kept messing up so im sorry if i was too forward at any point i really didnt mean to make you uncomfortable i just couldnt control myself so i kept messing up we dont have to be friends if you dont want to i didnt want to pressure you

sorry

just thought i should tell you

binnie: jisung.

jisung: fuck i didntk mwo you were active

im stil sorry i just didn t think you were online so i did it then i becuase i ditn want ro pessure tyiu ijm sorry

binnie: jisung i need you to calm down

you’re ok

i’m not upset with you

you didn’t make me uncomfortable

i promise

jisung: are you sure?

i was really forward at certain points you didn’t have to agree to anything

binnie: i didn’t have to but i wanted too

i like you too jisung

i think you’re really talented and im happy that we’re friends

i understand your nerves, i’m quite similar

i haven’t had the best time making friends in the past so i was nervous too

but don’t think you’re being too forward

because otherwise i would just have been silent for that entire session

you helped me a lot today in that sense

so thank you

jisung: thank you for the reassurance hyung

sorry if i interrupted something

binnie: you didn’t interrupt anything

don’t worry

sleep well jisung

jisung: you too hyung

thank you again

Private Messages between binnie and chan (20:56)

binnie: chan hyung?

chan: Hi Changbin!

Is something up?

binnie: yeah it’s just

i was talking with jisung a couple minutes ago

and he was kinda upset

and i tried my best to comfort him it just

can you give him a hug for me?

just so he knows i meant all the stuff i said

chan: I can do that for you Changbin.

Thank you for helping him.

binnie: it’s just what a good person would do

but you’re welcome

sleep well, hyung

chan: I’ll try.

Goodnight Changbin.

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gaggle of gays (07:02)

pussymagnet: @ whoever is awake rn

shut the hell up

you might have a morning class

but I do not

so let me sleep or you're going in the airfryer

residentbabygirl: sorry hyung

stupid 8am music theory and history class

i hate existence

pussymagnet: ok baby

do you want me to drop you to class?

residentbabygirl: no need hyung!

i have time to walk go back to sleep

pussymagnet: ok love you baby

residentbabygirl: love you too hyung

gaggle of gays (08:19)

prettyprincess: ok so when Jisung does it he gets the offer of a lift

BUT WHEN I HAVE AN 8AM I GET PUT IN THE OVEN

once again hyung is playing favourites

pupminnie: it’s minho-hyung

he’s always had favourites

prettyprincess: I DON’T HAVE TO LIKE IT THOUGH

pupminnie: if you keep complaining you’re just gonna end up in the air fryer

since you’ll probably wake him up again

and since he slept with chan-hyung last night

he’ll be double pissed

prettyprincess: WAIT HE SLEPT WITH CHAN-HYUNG????

shutting up rn that man needs sleep

actually no where is lix WE HAVE DANCE IN LIKE HALF AN HOUR

pupminnie: go wake him up

and let the rest of us sleep

please

prettyprincess: damn ok

love you my minnie baby 😍

pupminnie: perish

prettyprincess: 💔💔💔

gaggle of gays (11:06)

pussymagnet: @prettyprincess i don’t have favourites

i just have least favourites

aka you

hotfriedchicken: don’t be maen hyubg :(((((

jinnie i love you :(((((

babyfox: i don’t

he stole my favourite hoodie he’s evil

i wanted to wear that today >:(((

hotfriedchicken: i don’t think he’s sorry

he looks vrey happy with it

ok in his words

“it’s a comfy hoodie and innie has like a hundred, but of course he wants to wear this one today can’t even let his favourite hyung and boyfriend wear it”

babyfox: he's still evil

but i guess he can wear it

ugh wait i have a design seminar

i have to look at least vaguely fashionable or mr.kwon will get the others to make fun of me

hmmmm

pupminnie: wear that one shirt

the grey one

without the sleeves

babyfox: the crop top i wore on our date last week?

that i definitely didn’t steal from Chan-hyung?

pupminnie: yeah that one

babyfox: why that one in particular hyung?

pupminnie: …

you know why

babyfox: I'd like to hear it.

…

no answer

is it because when you saw me in it you almost jumped me, hyung?

are you embarrassed at finding one of your beloved boyfriends attractive?

pupminnie: no comment.

babyfox: so rude

how can you be so disrespectful to your favourite dongsaeng

:(

pupminnie: fine yes it’s because you looked hot now go put the shirt on

babyfox: of course hyung

pussymagnet: oh so this is why seungminnie suddenly went bright red

good job innie

your lunch is in the fridge don’t forget to take it with you baby

babyfox: i won’t hyung

see you both later

pupminnie: bye innie

is Chan-hyung up yet?

pussymagnet: not yet

i was trying to let him sleep in for as long as possible since he doesn’t have any classes today

though we should probably get him up pretty soon so he’s conscious enough for lunch

pupminnie: i’ll go wake him up hyung :)

for totally innocent and normal reasons

no ulterior motives at all :)))))

gaggle of gays (12:43)

residentbabygirl: *two images attached* (The first picture is taken through a window of what appears to be a cafe. Hyunjin and Felix are sat at a table laughing together. The second is a photo of Jisung, pouting angrily)

theyre having a lunch date and didn’t even think to invite me

this is so rufde

WIATJI

SEUNGMINNIE?????

SEUNGMIN SEX HAVER?????/

and he calls me a slut

prettyprincess: you are????? we all are?????

also come inside :((((

we didn’t know when you’d be done but there’s still table space

residentbabygirl: RUNGNING

wait are they selling cheesecake today

hotfriedchicken: idont think they aer?

i idndnt see any hwenn we went to order

residentbabygirl: nevermind not coming

hotfriedchicken: JISUNGIE :(((((((

jisugn doesnt love us

crying sobbing thorwing up

residentbabygirl: wait no

ill come ill come

i’m literally here

now lets talk about kim seungmin being a WHORE

pussymagnet:we’ve known this, baby

he acts all refined and dignified

but the moment one of his boyfriends shows the slightest bit of skin

he’s folding like a sheet of paper

pupminnie: There was no undignified activities taking place

I simply woke our wonderful hyung up.

Nothing more.

pussymagnet: explain the moaning? 🤨

pupminnie: He was sore from his workout yesterday.

I was just being a good boyfriend and giving him a massage.

residentbabygirl: his dick doesn’t count

residentbabygirl has been kicked from the chat

alphawoofwoof has added residentbabygirl to the chat

alphawoofwoof: Don’t be mean to Jisung, Minnie.

Your wake up was very pleasant though puppy, thank you 🩷

residentbabygirl: yeah minnie, don’t be mean to me >:(

residentbabygirl has changed pupminnie’s name to ‘whoreminnie’

alphawoofwoof: I’m too tired to deal with that however.

Jisung, you’re on your own.

residentbabygirl: WAIT NO

gaggle of gays (16:58)

pussymagnet: I’m about to start cooking dinner

Those who will not be present please inform me now.

babyfox: i won’t :(

prettyprincess: i wont be there

alphawoofwoof: I’ll be gone

pussymagnet: Reasons? If they aren’t valid you’re being dragged to the table.

babyfox: mr.kwon is keeping the studio open later so i’m gonna take advantage of that

can you save me some for later though?

pussymagnet: of course baby, just let me know when you’re coming back and i’ll heat some up for you

prettyprincess: it’s the gallery trip i mentioned before tonight

we’re gonna eat out before the visit

pussymagnet: ok darling, have a good time

hyung? your excuse?

alphawoofwoof: I was going to spend the evening in the studio.

Just about to head out actually.

pussymagnet: Not Valid get your ass back into the house.

alphawoofwoof: Minho.

pussymagnet: Christopher.

If we let you go to the studio now, you won’t eat and you’ll get back ridiculously late

The school year has barely started, we’re not letting your bad habits get out of hand this early.

alphawoofwoof: I need to get started on my portfolio.

It’s what decides if I can graduate.

pussymagnet: You have the entire year. You are going to be just fine.

If you really want to go, I will go with you after dinner. That way I can make sure you get home at a reasonable time.

Is that fair?

alphawoofwoof: Fine.

hotfriedchicken: coem cuddle wit me and sungie!!!

i misesed you today hyung

alphawoofwoof: I’m coming baby :)

Private Messages between cake lover and cake haver (18:24)

cake lover: Thank you for not fighting me about dinner.

I’m ready to head to the studio now if you want.

cake haver: Alright, let me just get my bag.

And it’s fine. I know you’re just trying to avoid a repeat of my sophomore year.

I don’t want you to be forced to deal with me bedridden again.

cake lover: I’m trying to take care of you.

While I would rather you not end up bedridden, it’s because I want you to be healthy.

You still struggle a lot with self care, but that’s what I’m here for.

That’s what all of us are here for.

I know you don’t want the boys to see you like that, but they all want to take care of you too.

Okay? We aren’t forced to deal with you, we choose to.

cake haver: I’m ready to head out too.

cake lover: Ah, our lovely hyung.

So good at talking about feelings until it comes to himself.

Let’s go

We’re not staying there later than 10 though

cake haver: Can I push that to 11?

cake lover: No.

Love you 😚

gaggle of gays (02:04)

residentbabygirl: ok question

if a shapeshifter changes their clothing when they shapeshift

what does that clothing feel like?

is it like, flesh texture???

or can they like manipulate the fabric they’re already wearing???

flesh clothes 😦

whoreminnie: go to sleep, jisung.

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Private Messages between jisung and binnie (02:07)

jisung: hyung

if a shapeshifter changes their clothes when they shapeshift are those clothes made of flesh?

binnie: what

also why are you awake it’s 2am?

jisung: thinking about this

why are you awake then

binnie: i was asleep

but i forgot to put my phone on silent so your message woke me up

and now im messaging you

jisung: oops

i didnt mean to wake you!!!!

binnie: yeah i get that don’t worry

…

now i can’t sleep because i’m thinking about this

i don’t think they would be?

i assume they can just change the fabric composition or something

jisung: but what about like, wool vs silk???? how are you meant to do that??? also glasses??? do they have flesh glasses can they take them off? or how do they just make extra jewellery!!!!

it HAS to be flesh

binnie: maybe they like

solidify the metal in their blood

jisung: i dont think we have gold in our blood hyung

if we did i feel like someone would have taken advantage of that

binnie: maybe they all just carry gold leaf

eat a little bit, wait a little bit for it to digest

boom, gold inside us to be made into jewellery

jisung: that feels worse

liek

ew

what’s worse flesh jewels or blood jewels

binnie: neither. jizz jewels

jisung: fhakjdhfkjhlhkjaj w h a t

binnie: yeah no people make that for real

my friend showed me a tiktok its horrifying

they like, powder it

jisung: woah

…

quick question how long did this process take

binnie: ????????

jisung: i need to work out which boyfriend’s birthday i can get one in time for

earliest will probably be minho hyung’s but i feel like innie or jinnie would love them

yknow

new fashion trend: cum jewels

binnie: oh jesus

ah yes

minho as in dance student minho that knows my roommates

jisung: yeah!!!! thats him :)

binnie: god

i could’ve been saved SO much embarrassment if they just told me about him

and everything else

jisung: it was funny though hyung

or like

in hindsight it was

binnie: weren’t we like, both having breakdowns about it slightly?

jisung: h i n d s i g h t

it’s 4/20

wait no

wrong /20

binnie: damn

did you add anything to the ideas doc

jisung: yeah i just did!

or like

couple hours aog

its what i do when i dont sleep

well

both me and channie hyung

but he’s the one sleeping for once

that’s a good thing though

binnie: shouldn’t you both be sleeping?

and don’t start about me being a hypocrite

i was going to and then i started talking to you

so when you go to sleep i will too#

jisung: well yeah ewe both should

but hyung escpecially needs it

chronic insomnia and all that jazzz

we all try our best to help hmim out since he has a tendesey to work on bad nights

so nto only is he already exhausted from not getting any sleep

but hes oevrworkign hinmself too

binnie: ah

it’s ok i get it

any sleep is good

though are you sure he won’t be mad at you telling me?

jisung: maybe, btu youd findout eventually

hes not very subtle about it

and then also the perpetual eyebags would give it away too

beesides

it means you can help us take care of him too

binnie: oh

jisung: wiatwait no

its not like expected

or antyhing

ignore

me

binnie: no

it’s fine jisung-ah

i just didn’t think you’d want me doing that

i thought that was like

intimate i guess

jisung: well maybe

but chan’s stubborn in the best way

he works so hard for so long and forgets that he’s well

human

and needs food and sleep and time away from a screen

and sometimes he gets so caught up about that

that we cant get through to him

so the earlier we can get to him the better

and the more people he has watching out for him

the faster we can help him

well

and more to convince him when he does go too far

so

binnie: i get it

and i will help

chan hyung

he seems like the kind of person that deserves that kind of care

and it would be wrong of me to not give

especially when both of you have been so welcoming of me so far

jisung: you’re admirable hyung

i think we’d be idiots if we didn’t want to talk to you more

binnie: thank you jisung

…

man that got deep

can we go back to cum jewelry or whatever

jisung: do you think other bodily fluids would work

like blood

or piss

binnie: honestly i think piss jewelry would be worse than cum

with cum you can pass it off as pearl or whatever

what do you tell people with a piss necklace

jisung: epoele have porbably done blood jewelry in the past

maybe not powdered

but in little nbottles

binnie: probably

wow it is 3am.

we have been talking for an hour and i have an 8am

jisung: OYU HABVE AN 8AM?

AJFDLAJLDK;SDA

H YU NG

GO SLEEP

NOWW

binnie: i will jisung

and i’ll see you

well

later

for our studio session

goodnight

jisung: GOODNIGT!!!!!!