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1. Inadvisable Masturbatory Practices, by Hob Gadling, PhD by behold_me for BeatnikFreak

   Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Mar 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dream of the Endless | Morpheus/Hob Gadling
   • Dream of the Endless/Hob Gadling
   • Dream of the Endless | Morpheus
   • Hob Gadling
   • Crack
   • crack taken somewhat seriously
   • But not really at all
   • This is ridiculous
   • NSFW
   • Excessive Orgasms
   • Over stimulation
   • To the point of death
   • but it's fine
   • It's Hob
   • he comes back to life
   • bodily fluid
   • Very bad-probably wrong zoology facts
   • Dreamling Bingo
   • A2: The Little Mermaid
   • Honk Zone Union Dues

   Summary

   Hob accepts a gift from some mermaids.

   Chaos ensues.

   Series

   • Part 2 of the honk zone
   • Part 6 of dreamling bingo 2023

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,903

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   1/1

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   Comments:

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