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Aiden
| ash its like 2am why r u online
Ash
| oh uhh
| idk yk how I mentioned like
| auditory hallucinations
Aiden
| ya
Ash
| sometimes I get like
| actual hallucinations
Aiden
| oh shit
| what do they look like
Ash
| kinda like the phantoms tbh
| one of them has a hat
| I named him rob
| the other one is viktor
Aiden
| is it a cool hat?
Ash
| no its like a fedora or some shit
Aiden
| BOOO FUCKJ YOU RKV
| HIGHSCHOOL DCOM CHARACYWR PLAYED BY SOME 26 YER OLD DUDE
Ash
| LMFAO
| no but I don't wanna slander them too much im lowk scared of em
Aiden
| they can haunt me instead
Ash
| rob and viktor are like the main reason why I don't get sleep
| besides the whole phantom dimension thing obv
Aiden
| I'll fight them.
| ill beat their asses.
| send them my way i offer myself as tribute.
| /srs my name is aiden clark, I live at 5618 E Green Way in Georgia, like two houses down from the chick ur haunting. I was born on Oct 14th, I'm 16, and a libra.
Ash
| thx for the doxing info
Aiden
| dox me to some demons
| that sounds like a shitty pick up line
| "cmon bbgirl, dox me to ur demons ;)"
Ash
| im swooning.
Aiden
| ofc you are, who could resist sweet lil ol me :)
Ash
| Tyler.
Aiden
| he doesn't count.
| i will rizz up your hallucinations
Ash
| got me blushing and crushing over here
Aiden
| and then I'll kill them :P
Ash
| everything i could ever want in a man.
Aiden
| actually send one of em Tyler's way he sleeps with a hot pink rifle under his bed
Ash
| I will.
Aiden
| we'll team up
| we'll fuck up rob and viktor
| i want rob tho
| i need to mock his STUPID ASS HAT
Ash
| what if Tyler falls in love with viktor
Aiden
| then I'll shoot him
| viktor not tyler
| well actually
Ash
| shoot Tyler.
Aiden
| tyler hates autistic people (me) ill shoot him too.
Ash
| isn't Tyler autistic
Aiden
| well he won't be when he's dead
Ash
| I don't think thats how that works??
Aiden
| it is now.
| im also like 80% sure my house is haunted ngl I think rob will fit right in
Ash
| noo
| we don't want him to fit in
Aiden
| ill trap him in a himilayan salt circle
| he'll be excluded from all the ghost games
| he will be the rudolph of my home.
Ash
| omg imagine rob falls in love with one of your ghosts
| 'robbie no don't go'
'Dw baby ill protect you from the Ghostbusters'
Aiden
| i actually do have a ghost buster vacuum
| like the backpack shop vac thing
Ash
| holy shit.
Aiden
| ill suck up rob.
| ill chop his dick off too
Ash
| i don't think he has one
Aiden
| omg trans rights!!
| not for rob tho
Ash
| actually I don't even know if they're "he's"
| ykw fuck that
| they're MY hallucinations I get to choose their pronouns
Aiden
| YEAHHH WOOO GO ASH !!!!
| ILL JUMO UP AND DOWN LIKE A CHEERLEADER AND SHAKE POM POMS AT YOU
Ash
| rob is a slut he sleeps with peoples mothers
| probably has a pedo stache too
| i love deadcanoning my hallucinations
| *headcanoning
Aiden
| i deadcanon my grandma as alive lol
Ash
| AIDEN. CLARK.
Aiden
| i deadcanon tyler as not breathing
Ash
| oh my god.
Aiden
| its a little bit funny.
| cmon admit it.
Ash
| ok maybe I laughed a little bit.
Aiden
| its because I'm just that hilarious
Ash
| uh-huh
..
Ash
| hey Aiden
Aiden
| yea?
Ash
| thanks.
| i actually feel a little bit better now
Aiden
| no problem ash :)
| ill beat up rob for you any day pookie bear
Ash
| nvm I take it all back im blocking you
Aiden
| WHAT
| HEY NO WAIT
{ ASH PLEASE }
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ashlyn_b
| love you Aiden
blonde_boy_a
| wow won't even unblock my number
| have to use Instagram DMs
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blonde_boy_a
| love you too ash. :)