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Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies… And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out.
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ch01 That Boy Is Trouble by orphan_account
~ Originally written by AndrewJTalon (Andrew Joshua Talon)
~ ~ Extended version (revision/continuation?) by kallissi? roger23? Dreammare? -
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Harry mindlessly and repeatedly shags every lonely housewife in the neighborhood and some of the daughters also.
Ch1 it starts with Mrs Ayola #8 Privet dr 2x, Mrs Tylor is watching and scheming
Ch2 straight from Mrs A to car washing for Mrs Tylor 2x
Ch3 and collides with jogging Mrs Callahan #14 Privet dr 2x all this, 6x total, in the first day. Sees 19y.o. Cynthia Rockwell- Smith getting off the bus and rejecting Dudley
Ch4 spend all day helping 19y.o. Cynthia with her gardening incl his first anal
Ch5 Piers mom uses him all day then brings him back in the evening while boy and dad are downstairs watching tv. Dudley and gang happy he's working. "My sister had him over every day this week!"
Ch6 the cop chick, Hermione eavesdrops gets wrong idea, twins Gwen and Jen makes plans
Ch7 wears out the twins then takes care of the mom. Minerva and Poppy chat...
Ch8 Hermione shows up and gets involved
Ch9 Tonks makes plans
Ch10 Tonks disguised as Hermione gets some action
Ch11 Harry and Hermione continue to shag, Order meeting uses double meanings to report Harry's "activities"
Ch12 Harry asks all the women why, wears out the Song twins.
Ch13 Harry and the police woman again then Snape gets whacked by the wards then whacked by Poppy and Minerva with a beaters bat then kicked in the bags.
Ch14 Harry Hermione shag repeatedly after he chases her back to 4 privet dr at night
Ch15 Snape stuck in hospital wing with Pomphrey. Hermione gives bj and they shag. Fudge and Dolores plot.
Ch16 Fleur and Tonks jump Harry, Harry demolishes dementors, Dudley does peeping Tom, passes out and gets caught up in a street sweeper. Narcissa reminiscent on James "the slot machine" Potter and makes plans for Harry.
Ch17 Harry wakes in hospital wing, Sirius is caught up on ch16 events by Lupin, Vance, and Tonks. Hermione has fun with Durseleys, Narcissa visits Hogwarts by secret passage to prep, Dolores faces consequences, Hermione shaves Harry and they shag
Ch18 Harry and Hermione then plus Tonks FFM then plus Fleur FFFM
Ch19 everyone makes plans for the fallout of Lucius death. Harry and 3 shower for the will reading and shag each other silly
Ch20 Tonks and Harry get down in Gringots while waiting for the goblins
Ch21 easily the wackiest ending ever