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Grease Monkey: Hey Annabeth, do you have the notes for calc? I missed today’s class ‘cause of a field trip for auto.
Beast Boy: You know, I always forget Leo is one of the “smart kids” until he asks questions like that.
Grease Monkey: okay, wow, rude.
Pageant Queen: First, sorry Leo but Frank has a point, and second, who the hell changed my name? I never should’ve shown you morons that photo
Cinnamon Roll: but it was so cute! Why don’t you do them any more?
Pageant Queen: my mom used to dress me up and make me, but I always hated them. She was surprisingly cool when I told her I didn’t want to though. She still wanted me doing extracurriculars so that’s why I took up surfing
Group Mom: everyone, I present the life of the rich girl. Look in envy, and know that will never be you.
Literal Angel: rude Thalia. Also, thank you for trying Jason, but no.
Thunder Dolt: any time pipes.
Grease Monkey: dang. I just wanted the notes and this is where the conversation goes.
Wise Girl: Sorry Leo. I was occupied. I’ll email you the notes in just a moment.
Seaweed Brain: I’m Occupied.
Wise Girl: oh my gosh, Percy! He makes it sound so much worse than it actually is. We were studying!
Grease Monkey: suuuuuurrrreeee
Wise Girl: I could just not send you the notes.
Grease Monkey: Annabeth always tells nothing but the truth and is a model student for helping Percy to Study.
Wise Girl: That's more like it.
Lightning McLean: You can say that again.
Wise Girl: That’s more like it.
Seaweed Brain: did you really use your ship name?
Lightning McLean: I am my mothers daughter.
Thunder Dolt: you get electrocuted one time and nobody ever lets you forget it.
McDonalds Enthusiast: It’s done out of love Jason. Can’t you accept our love?
Cinnamon Roll: ahhh! Nico is showing signs of affection! Bianca, did you get a screenshot?
Once traded her brother for a cool stick: screen shotted and forwarded to everyone! Also, please stop setting my name to this. I was 5!
McDonalds Enthusiast: so long as my sisters gang up on me, I will never let you forget that you traded me for a stick.
Sunshine: Besides, that’s how our friend group operates, we never let each other forget our embarrassing moments. Like Nico said, it’s a sign of our affection.
McDonalds Enthusiast: Thank you, Will.
Cinnamon Roll: simp.
Group mom: okay, who taught her that?
RARA: 5 bucks it was Leo
Seaweed Brain: That’s a fool's bet Reyna.
RARA: true
Grease Monkey: Guilty.
Group Mom: Leo, you’re grounded.
Wise Girl: Thals, you’re parenting again.
Group Mom: I can’t help it! With Luke, Clarisse, Beckendorf, Silena, Lee and Grover gone, someone has to take care of you miscreants.
Wise Girl: you make it sound like they died. They just went to college Thalia.
Group Mom: and I can’t wait to join them
Wise Girl: nooooooo don’t leave me with them. I can skip straight to college and go with you!
Seaweed Brain: okay but it would be pretty weird for a college student to date a high school student even if they’re the same age.
Wise Girl: on one hand, Percy, on the other hand, Thalia. A true dilemma.
Group Mom: Sorry Annabeth but as the designated group parent I forbid you from coming to college with me.
Wise Girl: nuts.
Seaweed Brain: I miss Grover
Grease Monkey: woah, careful there Percy or you may just claim my title of ADHD poster boy.
Seaweed Brain: no that was a logical jump. Grover loves nuts. (Hey Annabeth I used logic in a sentence correctly, how does that make you feel? Scared? Horny?)
I DARE you: Percy don’t use naughty language in front of the children.
Once traded her brother for a cool stick: Nico and Hazel? Our father uses worse language than that all the time.
I DARE you: I was actually talking about Frank but go off I guess.
Beast Boy: I resent that.
Grease Monkey: but anyways, we all miss our friends Percy. Like, yeah Grover is great but half of us have brothers and sisters that we miss.
Beast Boy: I miss Grover more than I miss my sister.
Cinnamon Roll: Don’t say that Frank! That’s not very nice.
Grease Monkey: actually I don’t blame him. Clarisse scares me.
Thunder Dolt: never thought I’d see the day Frank and Leo agree on something. I’m so proud of you both.
Grease Monkey: Hear that Frank? Jason is proud of us
Beast Boy: that feels strangely more gratifying than you’d think it would be.
Seaweed Brain: oh to have Jason be proud of you. It must be a nice feeling.
Thunder Dolt: I’m proud of you as well Percy.
Seaweed Brain: :D