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1. The Prettiest Little Parlour by spritedata

   Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   20 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Sasha James & Tim Stoker
   • Martin Blackwood & Sasha James & Tim Stoker
   • Agnes Montague/Jude Perry
   • Annabelle Cane & Jude Perry
   • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Annabelle Cane
   • Sasha James
   • Martin Blackwood
   • Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
   • Jude Perry
   • Agnes Montague
   • Oliver Banks
   • Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
   • Chatting & Messaging
   • Texting
   • groupchat
   • chatfic
   • tags will be updated as we go
   • rating is for adults having casual discussions about sex/references to sex
   • canon typical discussion of murder
   • tags will be updated as i go more characters and pairings will appear
   • lesbian author (this will be relevant)
   • warning for mentions/discussions of canon cults
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • technically a fix it?
   • chatfic with plot
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies

   Summary

   Annabelle: you're still killing people right?

   Jude: yeah obviously im still killing people

   Jude: just you know

   Jude: less

   Annabelle: you're a saint and a hero

   Jude: i really am they should give me an award

   OR

   A Magnus Archives group chat fic in which Annabelle discovers the power of friendship, Jon discovers the power of social media, and Sasha discovers the power of lesbianism.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,376

   Chapters:

   11/?

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