The S stands for Stacy

Stacy has been having a lot of fun talking to Perry on the OWCA agent's secret messaging service. Sure, her main reason for keeping his secret was for the Flynn Fletcher's sake, but really he was just a cool guy to talk to and hang out with.
Perry has could admit that he's been enjoying having a confidant, someone unrelated to the agency to talk to about his intelligence and actual life experience. It was freeing, in a very nice way. It was, unfortunately, not something the other agents had.
...Or could they?
(Stacy find herself online friends with more animal secret agents than she ever could have anticipated.)

Notes:

I said I'd write more of this, and here I am, delivering. I usually add some sort of username guide in the beginning here, but the screen names here are a little more intuitive than my usual fare. I'm sure you can figure it out.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Pinky the Chihuahua

Chapter Text

Direct Messages, P for Perry and S for Stacy

S for Stacy

So Candace takes this huge fall

I was actually worried about her health

But then she just gets up and runs off like it didn’t even happen!

I saw her later and she was completely fine

I don’t know how she does it

P for Perry

Candace has always been the sturdiest

I don’t know how she does it either

S for Stacy

Sturdier than you?

P for Perry

Well

But I have an actual reason for my durability

Candace is just a mystery

S for Stacy

That she is

Man I wish you could have seen it

The cameras don’t go out that far anyway

P for Perry

That’s why I have you to tell me these things

S for Stacy

It’s an important job!

But it would be nice to see all this with you for once

When’s your next day off?

P for Perry

My days off are unpredictable and scarce

S for Stacy

I wish I could give your boss a piece of my mind

P for Perry

Yeah

S for Stacy

Simply wishful thinking, I’m not going to do anything rash

P for Perry

You had better not

S for Stacy

Nah, I’m enjoying this too much to jeopardize it

I have a lot more I want to tell you about today, but I just wrapped up about six text conversations and my thumbs hurt

What do you say to some french fries?

P for Perry

I don’t have anything scheduled for the rest of the day, but don’t blame me if I have to leave halfway through

S for Stacy

I know it’s not your fault

Plus, with a best friend like Candace, I’m unfortunately used to it

P for Perry

The usual place?

S for Stacy

Yep

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Direct Messages, P for Perry and P for Pinky

P for Pinky

Saw you wandering around downtown in pet mode

???

P for Perry

I was meeting up with Stacy

Might as well be as cautious as possible

P for Pinky

Ah gotcha

Hows that going by the way?

I haven’t heard any updates since you had me change her handle

It’s gotta be interesting, having a human confidant almost entirely disconnected from the agency

P for Perry

Well it is interesting

I’ll give you that

P for Pinky

Details??

P for Perry

Geez you’re as bad as she is

Well, she’s been good about the secret so far

P for Pinky

Well I know that

P for Perry

I was going to elaborate

Have some patience, I’m not as fast a typer as you

P for Pinky

Whoops

P for Perry

She has a perspective that I haven’t had access to before

Almost everyone that I’ve properly interacted with for any extended amount of time has been inextricably linked to the agency, as either an agent or human staff

Every single one of them looks at everything from that side

Stacy doesn’t

She’s a completely normal girl, who just so happens to be friends with a secret agent

Her opinions blindside me sometimes

P for Pinky

Gotta say

I’m a little jealous

P for Perry

I probably shouldn’t be suggesting this but-

There's nothing stopping you from messaging her

P for Pinky

Oh my gosh you’re right

You’re right

P for Perry

This was a mistake

Please don’t abuse this

P for Pinky

First of all, you’re one to talk, and second, remind me which one of us is a server mod again??

P for Perry

I could be if I wanted to

I could message the admins right now and ask to be a mod and they would let me

P for Pinky

Yeah but you’re not going to do that huh

P for Perry

I am not

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Direct Messages, P for Pinky and S for Stacy

P for Pinky

Hello Stacy, I’m the friend of Perry’s who got your account set up

I’ve been wanting to properly talk with you for a while, and Perry suggested I just message you

S for Stacy

Wait a minute

Pinky

As in Isabella’s dog?

P for Pinky

Wow you’re quick

S for Stacy

It feels like everyone but my mom has noticed that by now

P for Pinky

Well, it’s going to serve you well if you’re going to have contact with secret agents

S for Stacy

Like just now?

P for Pinky

Exactly

S for Stacy

So why message me anyway?

I know you said you’ve been wanting to talk for awhile, but like, why?

P for Pinky

Because you’re the only person I can think of who is aware of OWCA without being related to OWCA

The only other humans who know about it without working for them are either evil scientists or closely related to evil scientists

So consider me curious

S for Stacy

Okay that makes sense

Even if I don’t see how being unrelated to a secret spy organization makes me interesting

P for Pinky

It’s all about what’s normal to you

S for Stacy

I guess

Hey, so Perry has this whole thing about disappearing every day, but i’ve never heard anything like that about you

What gives?

Do you just get more days off?

P for Pinky

Oh that

Well, attention for one

Isabella is over at the Flynn Fletchers most days, and with the Fireside Girls when not

And her mom just doesn’t notice

S for Stacy

Ouch

P for Pinky

She has other things to worry about besides her daughter’s dog

S for Stacy

Yeah okay

P for Pinky

And other than that, I just don’t work as much as Perry does

I’m mostly a tech guy, since my field assignment isn’t active every day

Dr. D is concerningly prolific

S for Stacy

Ahh the pharmacist guy

Is he actually Evil?

I mean he did crash a bus into my house

But he didn’t give me any creep vibes, like at all

You know maybe if he had the bad vibes people wouldn’t mistake him for a pharmacist

P for Pinky

Wow you type even faster than I do

And Dr. D being Evil is… a highly debated topic

Personally I think he’s just deluded

S for Stacy

Huh

And this is the guy Perry is fighting every day?

P for Pinky

Even if he’s not evil, he is still dangerous

If not to other people then to himself

And he definitely is dangerous to other people

S for Stacy

Well I mean

He did crash a bus into my house

P for Pinky

Yeah, a bus with the ability to turn anything into bugs.

Gall, I’m glad my nemesis isn’t that bad

Her inventions are a little weird, sure, but none of them are like that.

S for Stacy

Oooh?

You have a nemesis too?

P for Pinky

Yeah most OWCA agents do

Those of us that aren’t reserve

S for Stacy

Man, how many evil scientists are there in this city??

P for Pinky

Too many

I mean, there are far more Evil Scientists in the world than most people would believe, but Danville has an unusual amount even so

OWCA is the only reason that this place isn’t considered one of the most dangerous cities on Earth

S for Stacy

Holy cow

That’s kinda terrifying dude

P for Pinky

Don’t we know it

S for Stacy

Thanks for protecting us from sure destruction, I guess

P for Pinky

The ‘I guess’ on the end of that really sells the sincerity.

S for Stacy

Sfhakj shut up

P for Pinky

Perry was right

You are interesting to talk to

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