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- okay so mr 4’9”, hanako kun, amane, bastard number 1
- he LOVES you man
- lil homie just loves everything about you
- your hair, your skin, your height
- (yall be blowin me in these hanako x readers that mf is 4’9 and i’m a whole 5’6 i’d tower over this bitch)
- yall met thru kou (if you spot my favoritism mind your neck) since he’s attached to you
- he introduced you to the whole gang actually
- mitsuba, nene, and hanako
Before the relationship
- this mf was speechless
- no like deadass
- when kou pulled you in the bathroom (against your will) hanako had to do a double take
- SHORTY GAVE ME WHIP WHIPLASH
role the clip marty!
“Kou Minamoto, I’ll dead beat your ass in this hallway right now. I could care less if Teru saw. I’m not letting you drag me into a bathroom let alone that dusty ass bathroom, after school. You realize my mama will be on my ASS?” You exclaimed as you tried to pull your wrist out of Kou’s grip. “Y/N-senpai, please! It’ll be quick! I’ll just vouch for you and tell your mom that we were pulled for cleaning duty! I just want you to meet my friends!” Kou whined as he continued to drag you down the hallway, ignoring the passing looks. “You think my mama gonna fall for that bullshit? She gonna sniff it out!” You continued as you just gave up. Kou knocked on the bathroom door. “That must be Kou-kun!” A soft voice exclaimed as it opened. “Nene-senpai!” Kou chirped, making you snort. He elbowed you in the side.
Yashiro looked up at you and her cheeks flushed immediately. “Y-You’re one of the second years! What are you doing here? I mean— I’m Yashiro Nene! I’m a first-year!” She exclaimed while stuttering. She repeatedly bowed. You snickered. “I’m Y/N L/N, nice to meet you Nene.” You said as Kou dragged you inside. Yashiro closed the door and cupped her cheeks quietly squealing. “Oi! Hanako-kun, I have someone for you to meet!” Kou called out as you absentmindedly fluffed out your puff and smoothed your uniform down. “Took you long enoug—” Hanako trailed off as he looked at you. His jaw lightly dropped. ‘Hanako-kun? That sounds familiar.’ You thought. You looked up and froze. You looked between Kou and Hanako. “I know you’re fuckin lying, you did not take me to meet Hanako, Minamoto. I’m taking my ass HOME. Fuck allat bs.” You said as you twirled on your heel to book it out the bathroom. “Senpai wait— STOPPPP!” He whined out as he went to chase you.
“Hanako-kun, you’re drooling,” Nene commented. Hanako quickly closed his mouth. “G-Get back to mopping the floor, radish ankles,” Hanako said before he got a wet towel thrown in his face.
(as you can see mf was far gone when he saw you)
- he wants you bro
- he was SLOBBERING over you
- as he should tbh im youre hot asf
- eventually kou managed to drag you back even if your phone was at risk of being snatched
- and so what if kou damn near dog walked you tryna take you back there
- and another so what if you two almost squared up in this section of the school
- hanako was STUTTERING man
- “i- you- wow- i” bitch spit it out
- nene was amused to say the least
- if she tried to ignore you drilling into kou in the background
- “I DONT CARE IF THATS YA HOMIE ALL THAT SPOOKY BULLSHIT CAN SUCK THIS STRAP”
- “DONT SAY THAT TO HANAKO AND MITSUBA”
- “THERES FUCKING T W O OF THEM??? NAH BABY”
- hanako was desperately tryna talk to you but with the amount of side eyes you gave him he was sure you’d find a way to beat his ass even if he was a capable fighter
- but of course over time you warmed up to them and got pulled into their friend group
- this was both a good thing and bad thing
- the bad thing was the amount of times you had to lie to teru and run away from him
once again roll the clip marty but on that scooby doo shit mkay?
“I’m just saying, plain ass donuts don’t be hittin' the same as glazed ones.” You said, gently shaking the bag of plain donuts. Kou shook his head, arm hooked with yours, “All donuts are good donuts, Senpai.” He hummed out as he chewed on the bubblegum you reluctantly had given him earlier. “I just know his throat be dry as hell.” You joked. Kou giggled.
“And just where are you two going?” Teru’s voice asked just as they started to make their way up the stairs. They froze. “B-Big brother!” Kou squeaked out as he looked back at him. You turned around and winced at Teru’s stance. He stood at the bottom of the staircase with his arms crossed and eyebrow cocked. It was almost reminiscent of your mama waiting for you at home with a belt in her hands. All that was missing was the bonnet, robe, and house slippers.
“Heyyy mamas, you looking great today.” You said awkwardly. Teru only gave you a deadpanned expression. “Y/N, flattery will get you nowhere. Where are you two going? Why are you going upstairs? It’s dismissal time.” He said. “Damn, not even a thank you? I see how it is- ayo Teru, babe, that looks like someone’s tryna skip after classes.” You called out. Teru quickly looked back before you pulled Kou to run upstairs. Kou stumbled along as he followed. “There was no one ther- ARE YOU SERIOUS?” He yelled out before groaning. He went back to the club room. You and Kou breathlessly laughed as you both ran to the bathroom. You opened the door before getting pulled into a hug by Hanako.
“N/N! My favorite! Did you bring my donuts?” He asked, floating up to be eye to eye with you. He looked at you expectantly, arms still draped around you. You only sighed out a slight laugh before nodding. "Yeah, don't worry, Han. I got your dry ass donuts." You giggled. Hanako smiled, grabbing them before shoving one in his mouth. He sighed out happily as he ate them. You shook your head with a smile. "Hanako, ain't nobody gonna take them from you, relax. You smacking right now." You laughed out as you watched him go to town on the donuts. Kou held back a laugh as he noticed his cheeks flush. "Oh, shaddup." He mumbled as he floated off.
- he's whipped for you man
- im serious bro you make his day
- the longer you're apart of their group the more you're pulled into their shenanigans
- you didn't want to admit it because the thought was honestly ridiculous to you
- the thought?
- you were starting to gain a crush on him, a whole ghost
- you were completely human and he was dead
- you didn't really think it'd work out
- but all it took for hanako to confess to you was the last time you damn near died
- cliche i know i know but i genuinely think it would take a fat fucking minute for him to actually make an effort to ask you out or proclaim his love for you
- so when you took a hit for nene, it fucked him up
- you were one of the first humans he liked and fell for
- sure he started to feel something for nene but then he realized the love her had for her was just platonic and couldn't compare to you
- it was like he went blackout angry and quickly disposed on whatever enemy that had injured you
marty bestie you know what to do
Swinging his knife, Hanako let out a yell of anger. He was fuming. How dare they even fucking touch you? How dare they spill your pure blood over the floor? His body went on autopilot as you fell to your knees, holding your stomach. The screams of Nene and Kou blurred out as he swang faster, and faster, and faster. He was determined to fuck up this damned pest. Beheading it, he ran back. Kou and Nene were crouching above you crying as they applied pressure to your abdomen. "Y/N-senpai, please! Keep your eyes open!" Nene bawled out as she pressed onto the wound. There was a bit of blood on her dress as some of it dripped down into the water domain's floor. Hanako felt sick as your blood mixed with the water. He slid on his knees. "Hey! N/N, love, c'mon! Look! I... I defeated it!" Hanako said, panicked as he cupped your cheek. You groaned as your eyes started to flutter close. You couldn't give in to the constant requests and protests of Kou and Nene begging you to stay awake. Hanako's face dropped as tears started to roll down his cheeks.
Humans were so fragile. Easy to break. Easy to manipulate. Easy to lose.
Hanako went silent as he gestured at Kou and Nene to back up. They looked up at Hanako as he swiftly scooped you up in his arms. "Let's go. Now." He gritted out as he started to run off towards the dawning stairs. Kou pulled Nene up and ran after him. For someone so short, he was definitely speedy as he bolted up the stairs holding your body. Normally, the sight of someone his size holding someone as tall as you would make them laugh, but right now, they could care less. All they wanted was for you to survive. They ignored as the domain started to crumble behind them, stairs falling just a couple seconds after they ascend them. It was a matter of life or death.
- as soon as the gang busted up in tsuchigomori's office hanako was not having SHIT
- tsuchigomori kicked them all out despite their protests to stay
- hanako paced back and forth waiting for something
- anything or a hint of if you were okay
- soon hot spider teacher came out and only let hanako in
- hanako rushed in and sat on a chair next to your bed, grabbing your hand
- homeboy was worried
- literally scared for you
- but with how peaceful you looked he felt reassured
- that moment really gave him time to realize that he was head over heels in love with you
- though he would never really say that he would tell you in some way
- so when you woke up, he told you right there
During the relationship
- OKAY THIS TOOK YEARS TO GET HERE
- once yall are dating its lwk annoying
- he switches between following you and nene around the school
- swear he will float next to you and tell you so many stupid things while in class
- “if i use a donut to purpose would the donut count as an actual ring or would i still need to find one”
- “im doing fucking algebra, han. get the fuck out.”
- “how rude!”
- he will play with your curls
- with consent of course
- but if you let him and you have your afro out its game over
- you are gonna go through that how class period with different hairstyles
- some of them are lwk fire
- like he really gave you two puffs and they looked decent
- other times he’ll make your hair stand up in some stupid ass way
- he just really loves your hair
- its so curly and pretty, much different from some of the girls in school
- its like giving a baby a fidget toy he’s literally amazed by how your curls bounce
- you are NOT allowed to go to the cafeteria during lunch.
- he will drag your ass up to the rooftop and curl up next to you like a cat while you eat
- sometimes he’ll trace shapes on your skin absentmindedly
- you become his comfort person dude like whenever something goes wrong with him you are his go to
- he’s OVERPROTECTIVE
- its not like a toxic you arent allowed to go anywhere without me but more of a please lmk where you’re going
- tsukasa??? yeah no hanako aint letting him meet you but tsukasa do what tsukasa does
- eventually you meet the little shit and boy he’s all over you
- “OH YOU’RE AMANE’S LOVER!!!! IM TSUKASA”
- as he’s latched onto you like a monkey
- hanako’s y/n meter goes off like hmmm something dont feel right
- and literally pries tsukasa off of you and holds you like a mother holding her child
- now you got two of them trying to get your attention
- but that also means you and nene are his new targets
- good luck charlie 🤞🏽😋