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Five Times Clint Had To Explain (And One Time He Didn’t) by Selenay
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)
14 Jul 2012
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"I've got glitter in places that glitter should never be."
"Thank you for that image," Phil said dryly. "You were going to explain why you're dressed like...well..."
"A ten dollar whore?" Clint supplied helpfully.
"I was going to go with classy hooker, but whatever you feel most comfortable identifying with," Phil said. -
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ch 1 the sheer amount of ridiculous lol
"Boss, we're in the wrong line of work," Clint said. "I made two hundred bucks in tips tonight."
"You actually stripped, on a stage, for money?" Phil asked, feeling a headache start at the thought of trying to write this mission up.
"Three times," Clint said proudly. "Turns out, I'm fucking awesome at it."
Phil felt he should probably be more surprised by that.
"So, if you were so good why are we being extracted in two hours?""Barton, let's pretend that I'm your director and you do as I tell you," Fury said, that dangerous glint starting to appear in his eye. "Let's also pretend that I have the power to send you to a lonely station in Alaska with no shooting range if you continue to object.
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