CC Banter
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Clint Barton fell through the cracks in the system when he ran away to the circus at nine. He's done his best since then to stay off the radar of any official agency or organization, much less the government. That all changes, though, the day he signs on with SHIELD. Suddenly he needs a birth certificate, a passport, a bank account. He has to pay taxes - wtf? It's almost enough to make him turn around and leave again, except for one thing: Agent Coulson seems determined to help him stay, even if it means teaching him how to live on the grid
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Love of a Particular Kind by Laura Kaye (laurakaye)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Avengers (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics)
06 Oct 2019
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People say Clint Barton is the pickiest omega in SHIELD. Fortunately, Phil Coulson loves a challenge.
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Thrown and Overflown by Laura Kaye (laurakaye) for zappedbysnow
Fandoms: Marvel 616, Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Jan 2017
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"This is Clint," said Phil proudly. "He's my guardian angel."
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- Part 1 of A Match Made in (Dumpster) Heaven
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Talk to Me (But Maybe Use Different Words) by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
12 May 2016
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Clint Barton's To Do list
1. Buy more undies.
2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
5. Feed dog.
6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.Phil Coulson's To Do list:
1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
2. Buy butter.Series
- Part 1 of Words are Hard
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Cairo by WriteThroughTheNight
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Mar 2015
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Most of the time, Clint really loves his job.
Today is not one of those days.
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Clint has limits on what he can take, and when they're passed all hell breaks loose.
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With damage estimates topping $100 billion, New York City faces a long and expensive road back. Charity organizations have stepped in to support the Red Cross and provide long-term relief, but the economy is struggling and money has to come from somewhere. Everyone wants a piece of the Avengers. Who better to help fundraise than the heroes themselves?
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Love in Question: 10 Times Clint Asked Phil to Marry Him (Kinda), and 1 Time Phil Asked Clint by BeneficialAddiction
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Hawkeye (Comics)
03 Nov 2017
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Anonymous requested: Tony flippantly asks "when's the wedding?" Clint shyly avoids both the question and Tony's gaze. Until Phil returns "We haven't set a date yet." Then Clint is watching Phil for the smallest tell...
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- Part 21 of Boxers, Briefs, and Other Shorts
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The Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throwing Contest... by lola381pce for paperdollkisses
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
19 Aug 2017
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For an Imagine ClintCoulson prompt by paperdollkiss:
"First time Clint sees Coulson be badass"
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- Part 15 of Imagine Clint Coulson Prompts
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I Love It When Things Go Sideways by Rubick for 17pansies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
01 Jun 2022
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Clint had a plan for his second date with Phil. Unfortunately, SHIELD is amazing at ruining plans.
Good thing Phil is just as amazing at coming up with alternatives.
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Clint makes a split-second decision to make the mission a success.
He might just succeed in something else as well.(50 kisses prompt #24, in danger)
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- Part 12 of 50 kisses