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Stopped into a church (I passed along on the way)

Summary:

the party gets twitter and its certainly something

Notes:

I think you can guess who is who lol, in case u've read my other chatfic and recognise some jokes or mannerisms...shh... no u don't

imnotgayguys/defnot.mikewheeler = Mike
maxipads/skateboardintourmom = Max
eggosanddaisies = El <333 (the pookie xx)
willthewise/thecurefanboy = Will (the 2nd pookie xx)
hawkinschamp = Lucas
th1nkingcap = Dustin
gunsandlavender = Nancy (my bbg <3)

PRIVATE ACCOUNTS
thesmithsrbetter = Jonathan
thepatriot = Erica

Chapter Text

abba stan @imnotgayguys: u kniw wheb u waje up and then itd just owwch


 

max!! @maxipads: kys, respectfully.

 

El!! @eggosanddaisies: @maxipads Max! Be nice :(

 

will (taylor's version) @willthewise: i...actually understood that...

 

Lucas (He/Him) @hawkinschamp: @imnotgayguys Please, download Grammarly.

 

abba stan @imnotgayguys: @willthewise thank uu!!! i do nake sense!

 

420iq @th1nkingcap: I'm with Max here, never open your mouth again Mike.

 

El!! @eggosanddaisies: Guys! Spelling isn't easy! Stop being mean to Mike :c

 

max!! @maxipads: @eggosanddaisies el its mike were talking about

 

abba stan @imnotgayguys: @maxipads hey!!

 

heart-shaped sunglasses @gunsandlavender: How am I related to you, Mike?


 

poser @defnot.mikewheeler🔒: guys, reak talk rn, wgy is smoking so attraxtive?

 

i drink paint water @thecurefanboy🔒: ??! what? mike r u smoking?

 

maxi poo @skateboardintourmom🔒: ok but in a lana del rey way?

 

music snob @thesmithsrbetter🔒: did u forget u have me added on ur private?

 

poser @defnot.mikewheeler🔒: no nit ACTUAL smojig but like

 

poser @defnot.mikewheeler🔒: holding ibcesce like yr snoking omggggggg im dyuhg

 

i drink paint water @thecurefanboy🔒: is this because i just lit incense and had to hold it whilst picking up after ur mess??-

 

poser @defnot.mikewheeler🔒:nooooo def notttt....

 

amERICAn @thepatriot🔒: lmao gay ass.