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“Well hello there!”
Angel Dust was amusedly smirking at the disheveled imp he’d just found in a dumpster.
“Oh zip it.” Blitzø replied, rolling his eyes - and unsuccessfully trying to untangle himself from the trash. “Can’t tell me YOU’ve never fallen into a dumpster while trying to watch your employees have sex from a third-story window sill.”
“Eh” the spider said, shrugging. “Usually on the otha side’a things.” He held out a hand and Blitzø took it, pulling himself out of the dumpster, jumping onto the pavement. “They hot?”
“I mean, in a sugar-coated, sickly-sweet kind of romance way?” Blitzo paused for a second. “‘Though I swear they’re kinkier than they’re letting on.”
Angel let out a giggle. “Trust me, babes, most folks are.” He winked and turned on his heels, getting in three steps before remembering the bag of drugs he’d gotten as a tip and had wanted to dispose of. “Ya want these?” He waved them at Blitzø. “Tryna quit.”
The imp grabbed them, shrugging, and Angel strutted off.
Only seconds later, Moxxie and Millie heard knocks on the window. Blitzø was outside and frantically waving the bag of dust.
“Guys, you’ll never believe who I just met!”