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“Daaaad you don’t understand!! He gives us SO much homework. And he kept threatening to take everyone’s phones away today! We weren’t doing ANYthing!”
Ian knew middle school might get… dramatic. His daughter is walking him up to her math classroom for a parent/teacher conference with “the meanest, scariest teacher EVER”.
He turns to her as they approach the door: “He’s doing his job, cookie. Which is to make sure you’re learning. What’s his name anyway?”
She rolls her eyes all the way up to the ceiling. “Mr. Milko….”
He hears the door crack open, an incredulous voice utters…
“Ian?”