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[ We Know What Triangles Are ]
men want me fish fear me
oh Sebastian, how my heart longs for you at every moment. you are the light in my life, the stars in the night that is the endless void we all live in
I wish I could be with you as I speak. alas, I cannot, as even though I would love to, my obligations force me away from you, and my heart breaks for every second we are apart
it pains me, truly, and I wish this sort of pain on nobody, not even my deepest enemies
Cesario
Are you okay?
men want me fish fear me
if only! alas, I yearn for my dearest Sebastian
Cesario
…I hate to ask, but would you mind doing it a bit quieter?
DukeOrsino
I agree with my gentleman. I, too, would appreciate it were it quieter.
men want me fish fear me
I see. I can attempt to take my broken heart and speak no more of it at the moment
however! my dear Sebastian, I want you to know how dearly I miss you
God.
nah man keep talking here its all good
its kinda funny hearing you talk about sebastian like this
when its like. hes so edgy and ur like “oh sebastian youre my light” lamo
i dont think hes ever seen the sun antonio
Cesario
Sigh.
men want me fish fear me
but Sebastian is my light! the light that reflects over the water, the guiding light of a lighthouse leading one to a safe shore!
DukeOrsino
I doubt that he has ever seen a lighthouse, pirate.
men want me fish fear me
nobody loves you Orsino
this isn’t about you, leave me to my heartbreak without rubbing salt in the wound
♩ What You Will ♩
I do agree with Antonio. Fuck off, Orsino. Nobody does love you
DukeOrsino
Ah! The countess! Greetings, Lady Olivia!
♩ What You Will ♩
What part of “fuck off” is so unclear to you?
Cesario
My lady, if I may?
If you could be a bit more polite to my lord, that would be much appreciated.
♩ What You Will ♩
Viola, a pleasure to see you again! Remind me, are you coming over later today?
Cesario
If my lord desires it, of course. But I had planned on it.
♩ What You Will ♩
Well, Orsino?
DukeOrsino
If you desire it, then it shall be so!
♩ What You Will ♩
Lovely! I look forward to later, Viola
I’ll inform @Malvolio and @TheMaster that they ought to get on making us a nice meal
men want me fish fear me
and you people bitch about me and then do this
I feel like there are double standards in this group chat
God.
idk what youre talking about man
zero double standards
all none of them
/s
Cesario
What happens between myself and Lady Olivia is different, Antonio. It’s professional. It’s what my lord desires I do.
men want me fish fear me
oh yeah sure , there’s no pining there
you’re just going on a date later
Cesario
It’s not a date! It is a professional business meeting dinner.
men want me fish fear me
yeah. which only you two are present for. and let me guess, you’re going to stay the night there too
Cesario
I fail to see the relevance of that.
ANYWAY. I am leaving, I have other things to do. I will talk to you all later.
stressed depressed trying my bes
okay so viola just walked by looking a little flustered, what happened
i don’t want to newspaper read someone tell me
preferably antonio because he can actually Write
men want me fish fear me
I was talking about my love for Sebastian and how he is a guiding light in my life
stressed depressed trying my bes
okay so the usual
men want me fish fear me
and then Viola asked me if I was okay (I am not, my heart years for my beloved Sebastian) and told me to be quiet
Orsino agreed and Tina commented on how apparently Sebastian is “edgy” (he is not) before Olivia joined the conversation
stressed depressed trying my bes
(but he IS)
men want me fish fear me
Olivia proceeded to flirt with Viola and ask her out, again, and when I commented on the double standards I was dismissed!
Sebastian is not edgy! He is a poet, one who is deeply misunderstood by all of you! His writing is beautiful, and just because you all cannot understand that does not mean it is true!
stressed depressed trying my bes
val wanted me to add that sebastian is absolutely edgy
he’d say it himself but he doesn’t have his phone rn
he’s cackling next to me
men want me fish fear me
none of you from Orsino’s shop understand Sebastian. You have never truly met him, and I don’t believe you or Val have ever even talked to him?
stressed depressed trying my bes
we may not have but viola tells us all about him
he’s a little edgy man
men want me fish fear me
oh my beloved Sebastian, I am so sorry you have to deal with this all the time. your sister spreading false rumors about you, being mistaken for her, and being called ‘edgy’ by all but myself. it must be a rather hard life you live, my dearest Sebastian
xXxDarkStarxXx
What the fuck happened while I was gone?