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who let blue lock cook??
-saturday-
isagi: Tell me why some basic ass WHITE boy is standing at my door with a large ass suitcase talking to my mum rn
isagi: And he has the most atrocious haircut i have ever seen, like why tf is he walking around in public lookin like that ☠️
otoya: u rly went for him w that haircut bro ☠️
nanase: Oh you didn't know? Theres two exchange students from germany who are gonna be staying at japan for a while and i guess you're the host family for 1 of them!
isagi: Why me man 😭
bachira: o wait u got a dude at ur door? me too! and his hair is a cool colour
bachira: ayy we twinning isagi!! 😋
isagi: Struggling to figure out whether thats a good thing or not
yukimiya: Wait are their names alexis ness and michael kaiser?
bachira: yupp
isagi: Yeah why?
yukimiya: Ah im just touring them around the school on monday is all
isagi: Well good luck dude
barou: stop complaining and shut up
isagi: I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING??!?!?
barou: ok
isagi: WHY R U LIKE THIS
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who let blue lock cook??
-sunday-
chigiri: yall know that the new kids r in blue lock?
reo: Wait actual??
kunigami: Yeah im pretty sure they're both in bm
chigiri: i was gonna say that you bitch
kunigami: Sorry
chigiri: thank you
kunigami: ☠️
karasu: bro said thank you 💀💀
reo: Damn right
otoya: there is def something going on between u two yall aint slick ☠️
nagi: reo
reo: Sorry sei
aiku: bro folded
reo: Shut up u kale looking ass like u shouldn't be talking when you're literally two hours away from seeing the fucking grim reaper like grandpa get back to bed
bachira: LMFAOOOO
isagi: BRO GOT VIOLATED (deserved)
aiku: FUCK OFF WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU
niko: exist like get yo ass back in the womb bro
kunigami: ☠️
bachira: NIKOOO 😭😭
aiku: kms
niko: go do it emo ass can't handle the burns of a 15 yr old imagine
aiku: 15?? YEARS?? OLD????
niko: glad u can read
bachira: bro woke up and chose violence ☠️
niko: yes and now im going back to sleep apologies for whatever i said
chigiri: its okay you did nothing wrong
isagi: Yeah dont sweat it
karasu: go get some rest kiddo
aiku: WHAT?? ABOUT?? ME??
chigiri: well we have classes tmr
reo: Yeah i have an ap at 8 😭
karasu: imagine being smart
aiku: WHAT THE FUCK??