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hey eddie
I’m bored
wyd?
Watching a movie
It sucks
I’m bored too
excellent
we should play truth or dare
… why?
also, how can we do dares if we're not together?
because we're both bored
we'll just have to make the dares things that can be proved with photos or something
... alright
I’m in
yessss
you start
alright truth or dare?
truth
do you think I'm hot?
Objectively speaking, you are very attractive, yes
what are you, a politician?
😒
lol
I pick truth
fine
How many times has Bobby fired you?
I can't believe you think Bobby's fired me!!!!
......... just the once
Huh
Alright, let's try dare this time
see how that's gonna work
eheheheh 😈
you gonna tell me the dare, or you just gonna cackle to yourself?
I dare you to send me a voice memo attempting your best british accent
… okay
file_03 (Eddie saying "'ello guvner")
🤣
that's your best???
tbh, I didn't try very hard
rude!
I can't believe you're not giving this game your all
🤷
anyway
dare
and do your worst, since apparently you can't do your best 🙄
Do a headstand
Good luck getting a picture of that
… huh, okay
gimme a sec
image_12 (Buck half-falling out of a headstand position against the wall)
that was the best I could get using the timer setting 😅
😂
Well, I can't tell whether you achieved it or not, but well done
I did, obviously
uh huh
you doubt me??
Oh no, this is me believing you
okay
mhm
truth
hmm
what's your biggest turn on?
oh … uh
😏
why're you smirking?
cause you have to tell the truth
😒
come on, what is it?
well, nothing very exciting I'm afraid
go on……..
neck kisses
ohh
nice
neck kisses are very hot
........ ty?
😉
dare
Hm
you can dare me to do anything… 😏
yes, I am aware of how the game works, Buck
lol
I dare you to ... eat a spoonful of crushed garlic
………….
😇
hang on I have to see if I have garlic
You're a fancy chef, of course you have garlic
don't try and get out of this
aw you think I'm fancy 🥰
🙄
okay okay, I have garlic
you want a photo of this?
should I take a video?
or will you take my word for it?
I definitely need evidence
ugh
okay
video_01 (Buck rolling his eyes at the camera before shoving the spoonful in his mouth and making a face as he swallows it down)
seeeee, that wasn't so bad now, was it?
I've definitely had worse things in my mouth
I don't think I want to know
😅
truth or dare?
what did I pick last time?
truth
umm, okay
dare then
😏
oh no
what?
relax I'm not gonna be that mean to you... yet
mhm, we'll see, won't we?
show me the last thing you took a screenshot of on your phone
.... I don't know if I've ever taken a screenshot?
oh no, wait
Here you go then, very dull
…..
I forgot that you're technologically challenged 😅
image_26 (a permission slip for Christopher's school outing three months prior)
I am not challenged!
ohh I remember that
Chris had so much fun, didn't he? 🥰
Yeah, he loves excursions
alright, truth
oh
right
I need to think of smth
take your time
I'll just be here….
waiting….
thinking up even more dares for you..... 😏
note to self: pick truth more
😏
okay. What's your biggest regret?
oh
…. damn
damn?
this just got a lot more serious lol
oh, I didn't mean for it to be
it’s okay
want me to change the question?
nah
don't want you to be uncomfortable
eddie, it’s fine
if you’re sure
anyway it's probably not gonna surprise you
my answer, I mean
okay
it's uh, it's Taylor
oh
I regret giving her so many chances, clinging on for as long as I did
feels like I wasted all that time, you know?
Yeah, I guess I can see that
anyway
truth or dare?
truth
have you ever kissed a guy?
……
yes
👀
truth or dare?
you have???
no no wait, tell me more
........ that's not how the game works, Buck
😩
😅
fine
truth
Have you ever been arrested?
… 😅
yeah
truth or dare?
huh. wow. okay.
Umm … dare.
I dare you to deep throat a banana
WHAT?
😇
video please
Video???
yep
you’re the worst
...... you don't have to
Uh, no. I'm not the kind of guy to back down from a dare
well okay then 😏
Hmm, my bananas look a bit past their use-by date, but here goes
take the skin off first
video_01 (Eddie shaking his head then slowly stuffing a banana into his mouth until he coughs and spits it out again)
well done 😆
are you okay?
fine
alright
truth
why did you dare me to deep throat a banana? 🤨
uhhh 😳
can I have a different question?
nope
okay
um
don’t hate me
………
why would I hate you?
but I wanted to see what you'd look like…
You're not gonna share that video with people are you?
........ what I'd look like???
…..
yep
I wanted to see what you'd look like
I don't understand, tbh
oh good
truth or dare?
uhm ……
truth
who's the guy that you kissed?
no one you know
eddie, come on
someone from high school? college?
Yeah, high school
were you two friends?
or… more?
we were boyfriends
for awhile
wow
cool
his name was Dev
I bet he was cute
yeah, he really was
anyway, uh. truth or dare?
dare
alright. Do the Gangnam Style dance
oh man 😅
okay you asked for it
vid or it didn't happen
yeah, yeah
video_02 (Buck dancing to Gangnam Style and winking at the end)
better than I expected, tbh
I'm an excellent dancer
although your timing is terrible
hey!
😇
truth or dare, Edmundo
truth
would you ever kiss me?
only if you wanted me to
truth
what's a secret you don't want me to know?
huh… good one
ty
okay, uh…
this is hard 😅
you don't have to answer, buck
I can think of another question
no
I’ll answer
if you’re sure
it's a secret I've kinda wanted to tell you for a while, tbh
so this is a good chance to finally say it
okay
I’m listening
okay
so….
I have a thing for you
I’m really into you
I think about kissing you a lot
oh
alright
phew 😅
got that out
truth or dare?
wow, yeah
um
uh
truth?
have you ever regifted a present?
Sure, yeah
... that doesn't feel in keeping with your other questions
dare
um
do an impression of Chimney
in a text? or do you want a video of me doing an actual impression?
I want a video
okay
video_03 (Buck, red-faced and looking nervous but obviously trying to act natural. He's holding a knife to his forehead. "hi I'm Chimney, and I once survived having a length of rebar through my head!")
😂
smh
terrible
a+ for effort though
lol, thanks
your turn
truth or dare?
um, truth
will you go out with me?
when you say "go out", what EXACTLY do you mean?
um, date me
okay
yes
..... yes??
yes, buck
I will go out with you
omg
okay
great
um… truth
did you bring this game up just to figure out if I'm into you?
was it that obvious?
😬
.......... you said you wanted to see what I look like when I deep throat
it was definitely a bit suspicious
you said you didn't understand what I was saying! 💀
omg I'm so embarrassed
I didn't understand why you wanted to see it
But I think I do now
truth or dare?
pick dare
oh, are we still playing?
....... dare then
I dare you to kiss me the next time you see me
… alright
If you want me to
I do
I really do
do you want me to ... do more than kiss you?
yes
if you're okay with it
I am
I, uh ... I've wanted to do a lot of things with you for a very long time, Buck
… wow
that is very good news
because I've wanted to do a lot of things with you for a very long time, too
good
okay
good
yeah
so
does this mean we're... boyfriends now?
I guess it does
If that's what you want us to be
absolutely
Me too
😊
Buck, I love you
I love you too
🥰
Amazing
So, uh .... Chris is asleep
You wanna ... come over?
Let me kiss you?
yes
please
now?
Do it then
Yes
okay
Now
Please
I’m on my way
see you soon
I can’t wait