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1. Pie is Love, Blood is Life by Thranduilland

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, Pushing Daisies (TV 2007), Dracula Untold (2014)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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   • Complete Work

   22 Aug 2015

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bard of Laketown/Thranduil
   • Ned (Pushing Daisies)/Vlad the Impaler
   • Ned (Pushing Daisies)
   • Vlad the Impaler - Character
   • Thranduil
   • Bard
   • Reincarnation verse

   Summary

   “I hate you.”

   “No, you don’t, you love me.”

   “I don’t know. It’s generally not good form to love someone who tries to kill you.”

   “I wasn’t going to kill you.”

   “Mhm, well the bite mark on my neck would beg to differ there, Vlad.”

   Series

   • Part 9 of Barduil
   • Part 1 of Pie is Love, Blood is Life

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,365

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   6

   Kudos:

   130

   Bookmarks:

   10

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