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1. Thank God for Miami by 4everthedeadly

   Fandoms: Fast Food Mascots - Fandom, Personified Food & Drinks (Anthropomorphic), Fast Food Restaurants (Anthropomorphic), mcdonalds - Fandom, Burger King - Fandom, Wendy’s - Fandom, Taco Bell - Fandom  

   • Mature
   • Major Character Death
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Apr 2023

   Tags

   • Major Character Death
   • Burger King/Ronald McDonald
   • Burger King Restaurant/McDonalds Restaurant (Anthropomorphic)
   • Ronald McDonald
   • Burger King
   • Burger King Restaurant (Anthropomorphic)
   • Wendy
   • Wendy's Restaurant (Anthropomorphic)
   • Gidget (The Taco Bell Dog)
   • McDonalds Restaurant (Anthropomorphic)
   • Taco Bell Restaurant (Anthropomorphic)
   • Ronald
   • BK
   • Wendy’s - Character
   • God I’m tired
   • Smut
   • Porn
   • Porn With Plot
   • Angst and Porn
   • Angst
   • gotta love that angst
   • gotta love hating yourself
   • The Author Regrets Everything
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Forgive Me
   • god please
   • Drug Use
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
   • Drugs
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • yeah shits gonna happen
   • I’m sorry
   • Alcohol
   • Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Gay Sex
   • my beta reader also regrets everything
   • my beta reader also regrets nothing
   • Drunk Sex
   • Drunken Shenanigans
   • Drinking
   • Kissing
   • Boys Kissing
   • One Night Stands
   • or is it???
   • For a Friend
   • writer regrets having friends
   • my beta reader gave up
   • Fainting
   • Overdosing
   • Fainting during sex
   • ronald is a bottom
   • and a prostitute but shhhhhh
   • BK is Burger King
   • sibling!ronald and wendy
   • AU
   • Original Character(s)
   • kinda sorta
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • mr mcdonald is rolling in his grave
   • i did too much research for this shit
   • bk lives in miami bc that’s where the burger king headquarters are
   • Keep up
   • i wish for the sweet release of death
   • but alas
   • THIS IS WHAT I GET
   • thumbs up ig

   Summary

   Ronald shows up at BK’s apartment at 2:00 in the morning to fuck. All is well, hot and heavy and such, and then things go awry. It’s smutty and well written, or at least I think so, but I am biased. Enjoy.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,055

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

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