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    When Dream was initially considering retirement to a life in the Waking, he’d run into several hang-ups. Aside from all of the dull, uncomfortable and disgusting things that accompany being human, Dream had a difficult time imaging a life barred from his original function. Though, at least he had known what to expect in that regard.

    What he had not expected, however, was to be thrust into the hellish world of human mating cycles immediately upon giving up his post.

    Inspired by a prompt from the Sandman Kinkmeme.

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