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The Twentieth Annual Rogue Easter Egg Hunt! by sardonic_sprite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
24 Apr 2023
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Every year, on Easter Sunday, various members of the Rogues gallery kidnap Batman and his children. The Bat they force to suffer through Drunk!Uno-Pictionary-Scrabble-Monopoly-CardsAgainstHumanity-Hell-Game, and the kids they send out into the city in search of Easter eggs containing clues to a basket full of personal, hand-picked goodies. And clues to their dad, but y'know. The baskets have chocolate. The kids have priorities.
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Jason's turn came. He rolled the Monopoly dice and sighed in relief, plopping a seven on the Uno tray and neatly skipping over Bruce's wall of hotel'd properties, passing Go while he was at it.
He glanced through his selection of black CAH cards and grinned.
"It is a well-kept secret that the Batman draws his strength from blank."
Harley and Selina both began cackling, slamming cards down in front of him within a millisecond. An absolutely plastered Bruce blinked several times.
"His kids," he said, simultaneously as drunk and as sober as Jason had ever heard him speak.
"He'sssss ssstrong f'r his kids."
"Sure, Dad," Jason choked, eyes not smarting or stinging or tearing up at all. "That's nice."