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1. A Series of Drabbles by LateNiteSlacker

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Dec 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • John Egbert/Dave Strider
   • Dirk Strider
   • Jake English
   • John Egbert
   • Dave Strider

   Summary

   A collection of one-shot challenge fics! The prompts are at the top of the story. Most are very silly.

   1: Dirk is a melting screaming ice cream cone and Jake is the one eating him. (Crackfic!)
   2: Jake is a Vacuum Cleaner (Crackfic!)
   3: Dirk and Jake are Caterpillars (Fluffy!)
   4: Dirk and Jake get married in Space (Fluffy!)
   5: Jake is a cinnamon bun and Dirk wants to sin with him (Crackfic!)
   6: 3 inch small Jake falls in love with giant Dirk (Fluffy!)
   7: Incubus!Jake meets Demon-hunter!Dirk. (Drama!)
   8: JohnDave falling in love (Fluffy!)
   9: Dirk and Jake are water and forest nymphs (Drama!)
   10: Omegaverse DirkJake (Drama/Fluff?)
   11: JohnDave and DirkJake (Crackfic!)
   12: Sheep!Dirk/Shepard!Jake (Crackfic!)
   13: The Notebooks - DirkJake (Drama!)
   14: Nurse and patient - JohnDave (Drama/Fluff?)
   15: Photographs - DirkJake (Drama!)
   16: Naga!John/human!Dave (Drama/Crack/Fluff?)
   17: Ostrich!Dirk/human!Jake (Crackfic!)
   18: Lobster!Dirk/human!Jake (Crackfic!)
   19: GuardianAngel!Dirk/Jake (Drama/Fluff)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   18,908

   Chapters:

   19/?

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