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my dysfunctional family <3333
the favourite (he/him):
does anyone wanna come to a party with me??
its like 90s themed
menace™︎ (she/her):
YES. ABSOLUTELY.
COME OVER WE’LL PREP OUTFITS>:DD
malewife (she/he/they):
I don’t suppose it would be possible for me to attend?
menace™︎ (she/her):
:000 RED!!!! YES!! YOU CAN COME!!
the favourite (he/him):
YESSSS!! WE CAN MATCH LIKE CRINGY COUPLES ON INSTA
malewife (she/he/they):
I am unfamiliar with “Insta” but I would be happy to attend.
menace™︎ (she/her):
ewww you text like an old person
the favourite (he/him):
dw red we’ll set you up on instagram
malewife (she/he/they):
Uhh. Thanks?
And of course I text like an old person, I am thousands of years in age.
menace™︎ (she/her):
wait rlly? Σ(°△°|||)︴
malewife (she/he/they):
Yes. I was an infant when The Monkey King went on his Journey to the West.
menace™︎ (she/her):
WHAT- UM. MK??? DID YOU KNOW ABT THIS?
the favourite (he/him):
yeah lol we’ve spoken abt this already
his physical body is like our age tho so its fine :3
menace™︎ (she/her):
oh damn i didnt know you guys were all communication n stuff
malewife (she/he/they):
I strongly value communication in a relationship.
the favourite (he/him):
^^ yuhhh
menace™︎ (she/her):
damn
anyways come over later you guys!! we’ll sort out outfits n stuff :)))
the favourite (he/him):
we’ll be there!!!!
mmm monkey (he/him):
macaque
macaque
macaque
macaque
macaque
macaque
stressed mom figure (they/them):
Fucking. Hell. Wukong what do you want
mmm monkey (he/him):
can i borrow your mitski vinyl??? :D
stressed mom figure (they/them):
No, it’s my only form of sanity that I have left
the favourite (he/him):
OH EM GEE
MAC YOU LIKE MITSKI?????
stressed mom figure (they/them):
She’s my will to live
the favourite (he/him):
omg do you have spotify??? i’ll send you my playlist
mmm monkey (he/him):
nahhhhh Plums likes the old shit
stressed mom figure (they/them):
No, I prefer vinyl
Wukong. Shut the fuck up.
mmm monkey (he/him):
i cant believe tou swore infront of my child
the favourite (he/him):
technically the rocks my dad and legally its pigsy so idk what your on abt
mmm monkey (he/him):
i learnt to read for you and this is the thanks i get :(((((
the favourite (he/him):
wait you couldnt read?
is that why when i made this chat you didnt speak for like months
stressed mom figure (they/them):
Yep. I had to teach him how to read
mmm monkey (he/him):
ty for that plums :DDDDDDDD
stressed mom figure (they/them):
Yeah yeah, whatever
It wasnt that bad. Peaches.
mmm monkey (he/him):
I KNEW YOU LIKED THOSE NICKNAMES
the favourite (he/him):
you guys are adorable
stressed mom figure (they/them):
I hate him more than anything
mmm monkey (he/him):
they love me
stressed mom figure (they/them):
I don’t actually
I hate you
mmm monkey (he/him):
thats macaque for love
the favourite (he/him):
press x for doubt 🤨
stressed mom figure (they/them):
What?
mmm monkey (he/him):
who knows