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Eugene ran into the courtroom bathroom stalls, hiding from nny. She had been trying to kill him all week, and he almost hadn't escaped this time.
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"EUGENE," shouted Franziska, whip slapping the stall doors open one by one.
"I WILL FIND YOU!"
He cowered in fear, and looked up to see a vent. "This is my only chance," he thought, and stood up on the toilet seat to get a good reach.
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He reached up into the vent and put his hand right into a cake. It messed up his hand and got all over his sleeve. Whipping noises were getting closer so he just grabbed the ledge of the vent and pulled himself up, face into the fucking cake and persevered. He did not want to get franziska'd today. He crawled through the vents and opened the other end. He found himself inside a spaceship with guys in spacesuits.
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"Where am I?" Eugene asked and one of the people spoke up. "In a game of among us."
That might be better than getting franziska'd Eugene thought and examined the spaceship. A shot rang and he turned around. "Holy fuck!"
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"Mr. Eugene you are called here to attend the conference on how to eliminate subject363: Nny-diocre." Franziska said
"This is your time to take revenge on your multiple deaths." said another person at the back.
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The council nodded towards Eugene approvingly.
"You want me to kill Nny on behalf of the council? Or for myself?" Eugene questioned.
"We would like to see that fool Nny-diocre killed. It is both in our best interest and yours Mr. Eugene." Replied Franziska.
"Hm yeah I guess i can do that." With Eugene's agreement Franziska began to set up their co-op mission to kill the target: Nny.
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Planning Nny's murder wasn't too hard. With Franziska's smarts and Eugene's ability to be bait it would be all too busy to lure Nny to their death.
The next day came, and it was time to put their plan into action. They had used the time before hand to set up the perfect cave for the job. All they had to do was message Nny pretending that Eugene needed someone to rescue him. This would prove to be all to tempting for Nny
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"Help! I need help!" yelled Eugene from the cave.
Nny was thrilled to kill Eugene once and for all. She ran into the cave without thinking. The trap worked. A big net caught Nny and she was immobilized.
"Great work Franziska!"
"It wouldn't happen without you Eugene" said Franziska.
Now they can murder Nny.
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Unfortunately for both of them, a phase shift occurred and Nny was spontaneously transformed into Spark Brushel.
"Wow, what a scoop!" Said Brushel from inside the net. "Plot of perfidious prosecutor and pointless protagonist foiled by phase fuckery, end quote" Franziska and Eugene both threw down their killing implements in disgust. Their plan was ruined, and Nny had escaped once again.
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The next day, they saw an article written by Spark Brushel in the news. He had written about everything that had happened yesterday, and it was not very nice. Eugene got very angry at that, and Franziska decided to go and whip the reporter, but when she arrived at his house, he was already gone. Nny took him.
Everyone was happy about