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Summary:

"Do you not know who I am?" Kaiser taunts.

Nagi shrugs, "Not really. You weren't very memorable in our game. You were kind of useless, actually."

Nagi keeps visiting the Germany stratum to see Isagi and Kaiser’s not. pleased.

Notes:

prompt: knockoff

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Work Text:

The oversized sheepdog was back. 

 

"Go back to your side of Europe, won't you?" 

 

Again.

 

"Nah, dowanna." 

 

"Ah, insolence. Do you not know who I am?" Kaiser taunts. 

 

Nagi shrugs, "Not really. You weren't very memorable in our game. You were kind of useless, actually." 

 

The shark snickers in approval. Kaiser murmurs darkly, "Silly Yoichi and his silly band of jesters in my court." 

 

"Court?" 

 

"Don't mind him, Nagi," Isagi rolls his eyes. "He's just a naked king." 

 

"Naked?" 

 

"I'm stripping him off his throne."

 

"Strip?" Nagi blinks, remembering. "Isagi, this absolutely confirms it."

 

"What?"

 

"That he's just... Barou, downgraded.” 

Notes:

NAGI BULLYING KAISER IS THE FUNNEST THING EVER

how this also could have gone had i had more words:

Nagi: Sorry, I don’t know you that much, but I know we’re teammates, right? I just don’t know why you were wearing the Bastard uniform…

Kaiser: wat

Nagi: Really good job against defending Isagi tho, we would’ve been done for otherwise!

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when you need some fun in your fics from all the serious stuff youve been posting ...

the 'strip?' ref is from when barou stripped in u20, the parallels between barou & kaiser tho... legit went "wat, another king" when kaiser was intro'd, maybe the ubers match will show us who the real king is?

tysm to everyone who's supported so far! thought nobody would read so to see all ur comments and kudos goes a long way. lmk who u think the real king is in the comments (hint: it's isagi)!

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