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1. The Many Uses of the Schlond Poofa by toe_eating_thneed for my beloved wife man

   Fandoms: Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   13 Apr 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ken Carson/Ryan (Barbie)
   • Ken Carson/Schlond Poofa
   • Ken Carson (Barbie)
   • Schlond Poofa
   • Ryan (Barbie)
   • Anal Sex
   • Breakup
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Smut
   • Established Relationship
   • (Ryan x Ken)
   • Whore Ryan
   • Bottom Ken
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • yes the schlond poofa is a character
   • put some respect on their name
   • Top Schlond Poofa
   • Porn with Feelings

   Summary

   Ryan cheats on Ken and Ken turns to the Schlond Poofa for help (the help is sex. yes he fucks the schlond poofa and no I can’t imagine it’s comfortable but that’s what suspension of disbelief is for)

   Language:

   English

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   779

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