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Part 1 of AA chatfic go brrrrrrrr
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Published:
2023-04-14
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2026-02-15
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And There Was Only One Braincell

Summary:

Franziska von Karma:
Well, yes. Who’s idea was it to make fireball the drinks of choice for the night?

the only man ever:
i was giving you guys the peak college experience

Phoenix Wright:
out of all the college memories you could’ve chosen why that

silly chat fic go brrr

Notes:

:>
fun note! the title for the fic in my docs is just a key board smash!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: This House iS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

Chapter Text

Athena Cyckes:

heyy pollo

Apollo Justice:

No

Athena Cyckes:

you don’t even know what i was abt to say >:(

Apollo Justice:

I dont want to know

Maya Fey:

Dam who got u grouchy

Omg was is that gavin guy????

Apollo Justice:

KLAVIER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ABYTHING HSLJ

Phoenix Wright:

How are you still in denial?

Maya Fey:

Like you can say anything nick

Phoenix Wright: 

oi, you were at my wedding.

Maya Fey:

Yeah after years of pining

You owe me like

A million burgers for how much i had to listen to you pine

Just desert i’d say

Phoenix Wright:

you googled that didn’t you?

Maya Fey:

……no

Trucy Wright (≧∇≦)/: 

ow

Apollo Justice:

What? Are you okay?

Trucy Wright (≧∇≦)/: 

oh yeah im fine

i could just hear your screeching from here

Apollo Justice:

What- I dont screech

Pearl Fey:

You do. It’s quite headache-inducing when you do it.

Athena Cykes:

oh dam you need some ice for that burn pollo?

anyways despite how fun bullying pollo is i was actual;ly texting ti see if you have my case file

Phoenix Wright:

the deekins one?

Maya Fey:

Deez nutz

Athena Cykes:

Yee

Phoenix Wright:

i have it, wanted to check something.

do you need it now? 

Athena Cykes:

oki! And i dont need it rn per say

Just thought i had it then when i looked i did not in fact have it

Oh shoot recess is almost over gotta go

Trucy Wright (≧∇≦)/: 

gotta go fast

Pearl Fey:

Good luck Ms. Cykes!

Athena Cykes:

thanks pealy

pearly*