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aether added 32 others to ass over tits
kaeya: instagram gc yassssss
childe: bro said yas un ironically
kaeya: diluc don’t come to class tmr
kaeya: childe make sure u come to class tmr i have a present for u
childe: ???
aether: bro im ab to kms
lumine: do it
hu tao: do it
aether: i hate yall sm
scaramouche: do it
lumine: ur late
scaramouche: stfu nobody loves you
lumine: your mom loves me
kaeya: that was kinda ass
childe: i liked it good joke lumine
lumine: literally kys
childe: I’M DEFENDING YOU??
aether: is nobody gonna ask me why im ab to kms? i hate ya’ll fr
kaeya: highkey we do not care 🙏🏾 godbless
bennett: what’s wrong aether?
aether: bennett the only one who care ab me fr
bennett: lowkey asked you that so you would stop bitching
kaeya: LMFAOOOOOO
aether: BRO BENNETT???
hu tao: benny gone wild 🤣🔥🔥
bennett: who are you??
hu tao: your worst nightmare 👻
venti: nah this bitch corny….
diluc: I know you’re not talking.
kaeya: who’s this loser typing all proper?? bet he ugly irl 🤣‼️
childe: fr 😂
diluc: kys childe thats why nobody loves you and you flaunt around wit a fake happy mask on when everyone knows ur actually fucking depressed and a fucking crackhead junkie drug addict who gets high alone in the bathroom to make up for the fact that you have no friends and that your life is going no where
scaramouche: LMFAAOOOOOO BRO
kaeya: LMAOOOOOOOO
childe: BRO KAEYA SAID SOMETHING TOO??????
kaeya: i get brother privileges stfu
lumine: the fact that no one likes childe is literally insane 💀
venti: i like childe
lumine: stfu
venti: my fault bff
kaeya: gon let her dog walk u like that? bro
venti: she can highkey beat my ass i don’t play w that
scaramouche: remember when signora beat ur ass?
venti: no 😇
amber: BROOOOOO I REMEMBER THATTTT (also hey ya’ll)
venti: u literally weren’t even there
amber: aether recorded it and sent it to everyone in his contacts
venti: BRO AETHER????
aether: lol my fault my hand just slipped
venti: alr so when my fist slip into your face pls don’t say anything
lumine: do sum i dare you
venti: BRO WHY ARE YA’LL TAG TEAMING ME YOU STARTED IT???
lumine: anyways thoma i see you viewing these messages stop lurking
thoma: im ngl i do not wanna deal w ya’ll rn 😊
lumine: ilyt pookie
venti: BRO ARE YA’LL JUST GONNA IGNORE ME
kaeya: btw some1 send me their physics 101 hw
venti: i hate ya’ll fr im ab to kms
lumine: do it
hu tao: do it
thoma: history always manages to repeat itself