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Atsumu loved waking up to an eyeful of his shirtless partner’s tits right in front of his face.
Sakusa, on the other hand, hated it when he woke up cold because Atsumu had hogged up all of the blankets again. They had three blankets on their bed. Everyone had their own blanket. Against all odds, Atsumu always found a way to be a blanket-hogger even when Sakusa practically stuffed one end of his blanket in between their mattress and their bed frame.
“Give me a blanket, Atsumu.”
“No! Just cuddle closer. Toshi’s warm!”
“I’m still cold. Just unwrap one from your cocoon.”
“I can’t!”
“What do you mean you can’t?”
“If I move, I’ll lose this glorious sight!”
Tired of Atsumu’s nonsense, Sakusa sat up, grabbed the topmost blanket of Atsumu’s blanket-burrito and yanked .
Atsumu found himself being forcefully unwrapped and practically shoved into Ushijima’s pecs. While it was a pretty great place to be in, Atsumu’s nose hit it at an awkward angle. Not hard enough to break, but enough to hurt.
“Omi-omi! Ya broke my nose!”
“Yeah? And you gave me hypothermia.”
Sakusa threw the blanket back over himself and turned to face away from Atsumu. Considering that Sakusa shifted backwards so that his back was still touching Atsumu through the blanket, the setter figured his partner was not actually mad at him.
“Are you alright, Atsumu?”
The newly-woken man gently cradled Atsumu’s face and began to inspect it. Ushijima had crust in the corners of his eyes and was squinting in the light, but he still looked as gorgeous as ever
“Yep! Yer gorgeous face healed me.”
“That is not how it works.”
“What? Ya don’t wanna admit ya have some healing magic?”
Deciding not to go through with the weird conversation, Ushijima leaned down to give his partner a morning kiss. The setter’s joking grin softened as the other man’s lips met his. Ushijima was always extra gentle in the mornings.
“Are you awake, Kiyoomi?”
“Unfortunately. No thanks to Atsumu.”
The bigger man carefully leaned over Atsumu to give Sakusa his morning kiss. A few years ago, Sakusa refused to kiss either men in the morning unless they’ve brushed their teeth. They’ve come a long way since then.
“Good morning, Kiyoomi.”
“Morning, Toshi.”
Atsumu turned over and wrapped his arms around the cocoon that held Sakusa and smushed his face against the man’s back.
“Morning, Omi-omi~!”
“Morning, Tsumu.”
Ushijima returned to his spot on the bed but allowed his arm to drape over both his partners. Atsumu and Ushijima both felt wriggling coming from Sakusa and then felt a hand grab onto both of theirs.
Before they could return to their blissful and silent morning, something began to vibrate underneath Atsumu’s pillow. They would have ignored it if it weren’t for the fact that it kept on happening.
“Love, keeping your phone underneath your pillow isn’t healthy.”
“I knooow but both of y’all were so sleepy yesterday and I didn’t wanna reach over Omi to put it on the nightstand!”
Sakusa groaned and cocooned himself further in. Atsumu took it as a signal to grab his phone and turn it off.
When he pulled it out, the screen lit up and Atsumu and Ushijima saw that the vibrations were from Hinata and Bokuto sending their JNT group chat a bunch of links.
All three athletes were aware of what that meant. They were links to whatever interview, article, video or meme that had come out following one of their post-match interviews. Usually they come out slowly throughout the week, but they worked fast this time.
To be fair, they did manage to win Japan another gold medal.
“Omi-omi! Shouyou-kun and Bokkun sent some links in the groupchat!”
“Oh?”
Like the butterfly he was, Sakusa finally emerged from his cocoon to grab his and Ushijima’s phone from the nightstand. As much as they disliked the interviews, they enjoyed reading what others had made out of them. Or watch the videos of their friends acting like morons on national television.
Once Sakusa passed Ushijima his phone, they fell into their morning routine; scrolling through social media until one of their stomachs told them it was time for breakfast.
volley deez nuts (jnt official groupchat)
shouyou-kun:
STOPPPP WHY DID THEY DO THAATTT
aran-kun (brother-wrangler #1):
Who did what?
shouyou-kun:
SOMEONE ON YOUTUBE MADE AN EDIT OF ME FALLING ASLEEP DURING THE PRIZE GIVING CEREMONY
neko man
don’t remind me
if people didn’t love you so much that could have killed our image
we won GOLD and you FELL ASLEEP HINATA
shouyou-kun:
I KNOW IM SORRY
I WAS SO TIRED
omi-omi <3:
We all were
bokkun:
sakusa! good morning!
u too tsumu n ushiwaka!
toshi-toshi <3:
Good morning, everyone.
tsumu:
mornin’ yall
anyth interesting with me in it
iwaizumi the trainer from hell:
straight to the point, i see
omi-omi <3:
He’s just scared someone took a picture of him looking like he wanted to piss
tsumu:
NOT TRUE
but is there
NOT THAT I CARE OR ANYTHING
brother in law:
there is
tsumu:
WHAT
brother in law:
lmao no there isnt
thought u didnt care
tsumu:
fuck OFF RINTAROU
neko man
anyway
your PR team is working overtime today
do you know how much SHIT we have to CLEAN UP
bokkun:
i hope you get paid well
neko man:
my partner earns more than me 🥲
omi-omi <3:
That’s depressing
toshi-toshi <3:
I agree.
Good for Kozume-kun.
But I am still paying back my student loans.
bokkun:
SAME
I’VE PLAYED IN THE OLYMPICS AND I STILL HAVE STUDENT LOANS 😭
tsumu:
imagine going to college
ha
could never be me
shouyou-kun:
imagine not having a sugar daddy
ha
could never be me
neko man:
STOP CALLING MY PARTNER YOUR SUGAR DADDY
tobio-kun:
technically..
neko man:
NO
and for that
im going to start off with you two.
tobio-kun:
i didn’t do shit last night
neko man:
THAT’S THE PROBLEM
there’s a picture of you going around and i need to find a way to make it sound like kageyama tobio DOES care about the health of his fellow athletes
iwaizumi the trainer from hell:
is it the picture where he’s standing in front of oikawa right after oikawa fell down the stairs and landed in front of him
shouyou-kun:
or the one that shows tobio walking away from oikawa while sipping his milk
neko man:
BOTH
HAVE SOME SYMPATHY FOR YOUR FELLOW COMRADES
iwaizumi the trainer from hell:
nah
he deserves it
imagine losing to japan
neko man:
IWAIZUMI HAJIME
THAT IS YOUR HUSBAND.
iwaizumi the trainer from hell:
and?
tobio-kun:
he said ‘leave me here to rot, tobio-chan’
so i did
i dont think i did anyth wrong
shouyou-kun:
SEE HE WAS SET UP
neko man:
i will deal with you two LATER
we need tobio to tweet smt about being all buddy-buddy w oikawa
and NO
reposting a meme of him on the ground will NOT work out, kageyama.
brother in law:
then ill repost it
neko man:
YOU
YOU
LAST NIGHT
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ON AN INTERVIEW?
aran-kun (brother-wrangler #1):
What did he say now?
neko man:
someone asked him what does he do when he isnt playing volleyball
AND THIS SMARTASS GOES
“i watch 2 girls 1 cup to feel something”
tsumu:
WHAT
shouyou-kun:
holy SHIT thats AMAZING
yakkun:
EXCUSE ME
WHAT?
WHICH NEWS OUTLET WAS IT FOR?
neko man:
FUCKING SANKEI SHIMBUM
A CONSERVATIVE NEWS OUTLET
bokkun:
ASKJSKDJKS
MIYA WHY
brother in law:
they asked
i answered
samu alr gave me an earful about it
neko man:
i still have to APOLOGISE to them skdjskd
speaking of apologies
ATSUMU USHIJIMA AND SAKUSA
STOP SNEAKING AWAY FROM INTERVIEWS
THEY GET UPSET AND I NEED TO APOLOGISE ALL THE TIME
(or at least stop getting CAUGHT sneaking away)
tsumu:
wym?
we were top tier ninjas
neko man:
top tier my ASS
do you guys know how many HEADLINES are about the three of you sneaking away to ‘have fun’
AND WHY WERE THE TWO OF YOU CARRYING ATSUMU LIKE HE WAS A DEAD BODY
omi-omi <3:
He needed to use the bathroom
neko man:
then let him USE THE BATHROOM
toshi-toshi <3:
We were concerned about an ambush in the bathroom
neko man:
WHAT AMBUSH
toshi-toshi <3:
From the interviewers.
neko man:
all of you guys give me grey hair
ALSO there’s a picture of ushijima being wheeled on a portable trolley
could one of you guys explain that or should we just leave the internet to assume it was photoshopped
omi-omi <3:
It was photoshopped.
neko man:
great.
tsumu:
is that all?
ngl i thought there would be worse stuff out there
neko man:
that’s just the news outlet
twitter and tiktok are a whole different realm
it’s hellfire in there
proceed at your own risk
shouyou-kun:
it isnt that bad
i went on it when i woke up and saw like 5 edits of tobio during the game
im not complaining
yakkun:
that’s just because youre on the kageyama-simp side of tiktok
when i went on today, i kept seeing compilations of everyone being gay on the court
aran-kun (brother-wrangler #1):
I’m going to start muting the terms ‘gay’ and ‘JNT’
Not because I’m homophobic
But because if I see another zoomed-in video of Atsumu grabbing Sakusa-san and Ushijima-san’s asses, I will delete my account.
iwaizumi the trainer from hell:
same
but with zoomed-in videos of kageyama and hinata kissing on the court
shouyou-kun:
LIKE YOU DONT HAVE VIDEOS OF YOU MAKING OUT WITH OIKAWA OUTSIDE THE STADIUM GOING AROUND?
iwaizumi the trainer from hell:
I DONT WANT TO SEE MY KOUHAI MAKE OUT WITH HIS HUSBAND IN 4K HD
shouyou-kun:
AND I DONT WANT TO SEE MY ATHLETIC TRAINER MAKE OUT WITH MY HIGH SCHOOL RIVAL IN 4K HD *WITH TONGUE*
toshi-toshi <3:
I quite enjoy my For You Page.
All I have seen are videos about gardening and popular books.
tobio-kun:
yea idk where ur getting ur weird stuff
i just have minecraft videos n reddit stories
hoshiumi-kun:
kageyama ushiijma
🤝
having normal tiktok fyps
omi-omi <3:
Can someone explain why I have over ten thousand new followers on Twitter?
neko man:
some big youtuber said you were their ‘celebrity crush’ and posted some of your plays from the match
and people also really liked the pictures of you with you olympic medal
the hashtag ‘SakusaKiyoomiIsHOT’ was making rounds for a while yesterday
omi-omi <3:
I’ll take it.
toshi-toshi <3:
He does deserve it.
tsumu:
HE DOESSS
MY OMI-OMI IS SO HOTTT
neko man:
oh some big youtuber cosplayed as you while watching the game on stream, atsumu
tsumu:
cool!
neko man:
he’s problematic though and has videos shitting on other players
tsumu:
suddenly a lot less cool
not cool at all
very warm actually
kinda like hell
why does omi get all the simps and i get a problematic cosplayer
brother in law:
cause your omi-omi is hot
and you’re not.
tsumu:
I LOOK LIKE YOUR HUSBAND
brother in law:
the knock-off version, maybe
tsumu:
WE’RE IDENTICAL
brother in law:
that’s subjective.
toshi-toshi <3:
I think you look rather charming, Atsumu.
omi-omi <3:
Same here.
tsumu:
AWHHHH
I LOVE YOU GUYSSSSS
fuck u rintarou
im going to go cuddle with my two AMAZING and ATTRACTIVE partners to heal myself from your hurtful words.
brother in law:
have fun im gonna get fucked by ur brother
tsumu:
AKSSKDJSKDLASL
DISGUSTING
FUCK OFF
tobio-kun:
so glad i married into a sane family w a nice sister-in-law…