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Bang Chan created a chat - GAON HALL NORTH
Bang Chan added Lee Minho, Seo Changbin, Hwang Hyunjin, Han Jisung, Lee Felix, Kim Seungmin, and Yang Jeongin to the chat!
Bang Chan: hey! I’m chan, the resident assistant for your hall! I’ve added us all to the chat so we can grow in community and get to know each other!
Lee Felix: hiiii! I’m felix ! I’m a freshman majoring in elementary education!! can't wait to get to know you all :)))
Han Jisung: I’m Jisung! Also a freshman! Me and Felix are roommates
Bang Chan: welcome! We’re so glad to have you
Private Chat: Bang Chan and Lee Minho
cat: hyung take me out of this group chat istg I hate freshman
dog: minho please just be nice they’re babies
cat: no I won’t I don’t like them
dog: then just be quiet idc but DON’T scare them off
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Lee Felix: does anyone want to get lunch? I don’t really know where anything is on campus yet so maybe someone can help?
Seo Changbin: I’m about to go to lunch! I live in room 218, so you can meet me outside my door!
Seo Changbin: I’m a sophomore, social science major. I’m suite mates with Chan, so I’m not a total stranger!
Lee Minho: you kinda are a total stranger
Lee Minho: saying your room number and who you live next to does not change that
Seo Changbin: well criminals would not give out their personal address so there
Private Chat: Bang Chan and Lee Minho
dog: you are doing a terrible job of both being quiet and being civil
cat: sorry it just slipped out
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Lee Felix: any friend of chan-hyung is a friend of mine!
Bang Chan: i forgot to say! felix is my kid cousin!! he just moved here from australia
Yang Jeongin: so does everyone know each other on here?
Hwang Hyunjin: i don’t
Han Jisung: i only know felix and not very well no offense felix
Lee Felix: none taken!! we have lots of time to get to know each other :)))
Bang Chan: I know a few of you, but I hope by the end of the semester I know you all well!
Seo Changbin: he has to say that cause he’s an RA but i will hang out with you all just because 😇
Lee Minho: i probably won’t gotta be honest
Bang Chan: there will be floor events so everyone will participate! that means you too minho :)
Bang Chan: i know everyone loves icebreakers! so let’s get to know each other. What’s your grade, major, and favorite hobby???
Lee Minho: too many question marks for one question
Bang Chan: our first tribute! answer the questions please
Lee Minho: 🖕
Bang Chan: ok moving on! would someone more civilized like to go?
Seo Changbin: i’m a junior! i’m a social science major and my favorite hobby is going to the gym
Hwang Hyunjin: i’m a sophomore art major. my favorite hobby is unsurprisingly art
Lee Minho: i’m also a junior. i’m an education major.
Bang Chan: his favorite hobby is his cats. don’t let him fool you he’s the softest man alive
Lee Minho: won’t deny that. i have three cats. remember their names and i might let you play with them.
Seo Changbin: soonie doongie and dori don’t ever forget
Lee Felix: I love cats!!!! I’ll remember their names
Bang Chan: Okay, Jisung? You’re up.
Han Jisung: I’m a freshman! I am majoring in architecture and I also like the gym! Hit me up for a gym buddy
Lee Felix: I’m also a freshman! As you might have already figured out :) Jisung and I are roommates and we’ve already started decorating! And I like to game
Han Jisung: You’ve started decorating I have had no part in it. No hate tho its all very tasteful
Lee Felix: :)))
Kim Seungmin: 1) Freshman 2) Pre-law 3) Photography
Lee Minho: aint no way you just made a list
Lee Minho: also no way you’ve been lurking in the chat this whole time
Bang Chan: don’t mind him! No one has to talk in the chat. And lists are very helpful!!
Yang Jeongin: 1) Freshman 2) Elementary Education 3) Youtube
Yang Jeongin: I also love lists.
Bang Chan: wonderful! I’m a senior! I’m graduating with a degree in psychology. I love to be around friends and make people laugh!
Seo Changbin: who paid you to give that answer
Bang Chan: I’ll ignore that! Why don’t we all go to the dining hall together! We can have the first lunch of the semester together. No classes today, so everyone should be free!
Bang Chan: That means you too Lee Minho :)))
(Bang Chan’s nickname has been changed to Resident Old Man)
Resident Old Man: Thats
Resident Old Man: so rude
(Lee Minho’s nickname has been changed to Emo Teen Son)
Emo Teen Son: you are not the father
Resident Old Man: im just trying to BOND
Seo Changbin: they’re always like this don’t worry
Hwang Hyunjin: im worried tbh
Resident Old Man: see you all at lunch!!!! :D
Private Chat: Bang Chan and Lee Minho
dog: so you’ve already scared off one of my residents. Seungmin barely talked in the chat and then skipped lunch.
cat: sorry bro
dog: be honest minho. Am I doing a good job of being an RA?
cat: hyung. if there were a blueprint for a college RA it would be you.
dog: is that a good thing
cat: yes.
dog: thanks.
cat: I’ve lived on your hall for three years. You think thats because I love these leaky showers so much?
dog: <3
Private Chat: Lee Minho and Seo Changbin
Lee Minho: your stanky ass socks are on the floor again.
Seo Changbin: my b
Lee Minho: im gonna burn down our dorm
Seo Changbin: and be homeless? Go ahead id survive on the streets much better
Lee Minho: you drive me insane
Seo Changbin: love you hyungieeee
Private Chat: Lee Minho and Kim Seungmin
Lee Minho: you don’t know me.
Lee Minho: but i know you
Kim Seungmin: Sorry?
Lee Minho: You live on my hall. You skipped the lunch my best friend planned.
Kim Seungmin: Sorry.
Lee Minho: The cafeteria isn’t so bad. You’ll have to eat eventually. We’re easy to eat with. I won’t even ask you any questions. You sit there with us, and you won’t stick out by sitting alone.
Kim Seungmin: I just don’t like to be in public. And I don’t know anyone.
Lee Minho: Know us. We’re easy friends to have. You don’t even need to talk in public.
Kim Seungmin: For someone who doesn’t know me, you’re awfully involved
Lee Minho: It’s none of your business what I am or am not involved in.
Lee Minho: Come to lunch next time.