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We need a plan, any ideas?
They all looked shocked
For how can he be asking us?
All of them gawked
Brekker only rolls his eyes
Speak up, anyone
They wonder if it’s one of his lies
If so, then it was a lie well spun
He couldn’t have gone crazy
He always was anyway
But he definitely wasn’t lazy
So there must just be less pay
Jesper speaks up
An idea he has
They only need costumes
And some smooth jazz
But his idea is shot down
Almost immediately by Kaz
Anyone else? he asks
Wylan starts to speak
Talking about bombs and more
Jesper’s interest is peaked
But Kaz thinks the plan is weak
Nina has a plan
So sure hers would win
But Kaz puts a ban
And his patience wears thin
Matthias tries his hand
Mentioning Inej going in through a window
But his plan doesn’t land
And instead his plan goes out the window
Inspired by that though
Inej thinks up something
And it’s her plan so
It’s the one they use when they take down the smuggling ring
And funnily enough
She goes out through the window
Her landing not at all rough
Just as Matthias had said so
But they never find out
Why Kaz had asked them, the Crows
Instead of making his own route
Oh well, who knows
Maybe that day had just been one of his lows