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1. the night is young by masterwords

   Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Oct 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aaron Hotchner/Derek Morgan
   • Aaron Hotchner
   • Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
   • Spencer Reid
   • Penelope Garcia
   • Temporary Character Death
   • Undead
   • Undead Derek Morgan
   • Vomiting
   • Lots and lots of vomit
   • Zombie AU
   • Sex
   • Lots and lots of sex
   • Santa Clarita Diet AU
   • Derek dies and then un-dies
   • Eating Raw Meat
   • It's gross yo
   • Horror Comedy
   • Blood and Gore
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Canon-Typical Behavior
   • Implied/Referenced Cannibalism
   • Blow jobs for the undead
   • Don't need a pulse to get a boner I guess...
   • How? WHO KNOWS but we're just having fun here you guys
   • "God is in all of us..." "So is Tracy Lambert"

   Summary

   Derek ate The Chili. You know exactly which chili I'm talking about, too. Unsurprisingly, the chili made him sick...very very sick. Sick enough to die...but don't worry, he didn't die for long. Now he's back and better than ever, minus one very important thing.

   A heartbeat.

   (Santa Clarita Diet AU - this is not a crossover and will have it's own uniquely CM storyline but totally in the vein of SCD)

   Series

   • Part 1 of lucky: a santa clarita diet au

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   11,500

   Chapters:

   3/3

   Comments:

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