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another bucci gang chatfic

Summary:

no way it's another bruno gang modern au chatfic?? holy crap... (updated whenever i feel like, not consistent)

Chapter 1: the birth of the chatroom

Summary:

the gang picks a name, and narancia gets arrested for murdering fugo

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ORANGESEEDS – nara

Nyanuna – trish

dirt boy – mista

poisonhash – fugo

g0th1cz – abba

kingof_frogs – giorno

Bruno – Bruno


Narancia has been working on the little server made only for their closest friends for an hour. He didn’t even realise how quickly the time passed… As usual. He never does. Especially when they’re listening to their music, headbanging to the beats, brainstorming at an immense speed, perfecting their craft… Normally he’d pick whatever came to his mind, but this time, he just couldn’t decide on a name. He wanted it to be perfect. Something that screamed the dynamic of their friend group...

After what felt like another hour (it was only 20 minutes) , he loudly yelled in his head : “Screw it! I’ll just invite them… We’ll decide together."

 

ORANGESEEDS sent an invite : “gjfkgjfkgjf – 1 member, 1 online”


dirt boy, Bruno, Nyanuna, kingof_frogs, poisonhash and g0th1cz has joined gjfkgjfkgjf!

 

dirt boy : LMAO WHAT IS THAT NAME

 

ORANGESEEDS : i couldn’t think of anything >:[[[ i thought we could decide on it together…

 

Nyanuna : Why should we? This is perfect

 

kingof_frogs : Yeah

 

ORANGESEEDS : i want a name that yells us!!! yk?

 

Bruno : I get what you’re saying 😊I think that’s a pretty valid concern.

 

poisonhash : i can already feel the arguments…

 

dirt boy : cmon it’ll be fine!

 

Nyanuna : Yeah right 🙄

 

ORANGESEEDS : i pinky promise u both we’ll be fine :]]

 

kingof_frogs : Why isn’t Leone talking?

 

ORANGESEEDS : WAKE UP !!! @g0th1cz

@g0th1cz

@g0th1cz

@g0th1cz

 

g0th1cz : i’d rather watch.

 

ORANGESEEDS : oh okay :]

 

Bruno : Now that we know that everyone’s here, let’s get to name deciding! :)

 

poisonhash: I think something like “The Coven of Friends” would be nice!

 

kingof_frogs : That sounds good actually

 

dirt boy : i thought of something way better 😎😎😎

 

poisonhash : Oh?

 

dirt boy : idiot shrimp zone.

 

Nyanuna : I vote for Mista’s suggestion.

 

kingof_frogs : …Now I’m stuck between the two.

 

poisonhash: Giorno? Really?

 

Bruno : I’m stuck too… 😅

 

poisonhash : You too?!

 

dirt boy : i’m just that good at suggestions 🥴

 

poisonhash : @ORANGESEEDS I need you here.

 

ORANGESEEDS : i’m sorry fugo i really love idiot shrimp zone…

 

poisonhash : …

 

g0th1cz : idiot shrimp zone captures all of your retardness. i vote for it too.

 

poisonhash : I thought really hard over that… Just for it to be beaten by fucking “idiot shrimp zone”…

 

Nyanuna : L + git gud

 

dirt boy : be careful… he might get the demons out… 😰 😰 😰 😰 😰 😰

 

poisonhash : I’ll get Purple Haze to bite you.

 

ORANGESEEDS : I DID IT!! i changed the server name!!

 

dirt boy : SHRIMP ZONE!!!

 

ORANGESEEDS : 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐

 

Nyanuna : 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐

 

poisonhash : …🍤

 

ORANGESEEDS : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU KILLED HIM :[[[[

 

dirt boy : how could you.

 

Nyanuna : Wow…

 

poisonhash : I’m going to eat it.

 

ORANGESEEDS : I’M GONNA STAB YOU DON’t DO IT

 

poisonhash : I’m opening my mouuuuth…

 

ORANGESEEDS : i’m getting over to ur house

 

poisonhash : I’ll be digesting the shrimp by the time you arrive.

 

ORANGESEEDS : not if i stab you first :]

 

poisonhash : I’m lowering the shrimp into my mouuuuth…

 

ORANGESEEDS : *stabs you*

 

poisonhash : *Gasps*

 

Nyanuna : Omg… A murder…

 

dirt boy : i can’t believe it…

 

ORANGESEEDS : he deserved it lolz

 

poisonhash : Wow… I can’t believe you.

 

ORANGESEEDS : aren’t u supposed to be dead??

 

poisonhash : I’m still bleeding out...

 

ORANGESEEDS : oh… well *stabs you over and over*

 

dirt boy : WOAHHH

 

Nyanuna : Wow

 

Bruno : I can’t believe I came back to a murder scene… 😰

 

ORANGESEEDS : uhhhhhh

 

dirt boy : oooh shit he got caught

 

Nyanuna : He’s def going to jail

 

Bruno : Narancia.

 

ORANGESEEDS : y….es?

 

Bruno : 🚓

 

ORANGESEEDS : NOT AGAIN!!!

 

Bruno : You’re under arrest.

 

ORANGESEEDS : NOOOOOOO!!!

 

poisonhash : L .

 

ORANGESEEDS : i’m gunna break out of that hole……

 

Bruno : You will try.

 

dirt boy : DAMNNN 🥶🥶🥶

 

Nyanuna : 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Bruno : #gay-baby-jail Now get in there.

 

ORANGESEEDS : no!!!!

 

Bruno : …*shoves you in.*

 

ORANGESEEDS : SCREAMS

Notes:

can't believe narancia got arrested smh