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1. You Think Heaven is a Mall Parking Lot? by Goons_a_menace

   Fandoms: Ghostbusters (1984-1989; 2021), Ghostbusters - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, Gen
   • Work in Progress

   15 Jun 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ray Stantz & Original Female Character(s)
   • Ray Stantz/Original Female Character(s)
   • Egon Spengler & Ray Stantz & Peter Venkman & Winston Zeddemore & Original Character(s)
   • Janine Melnitz/Egon Spengler
   • Egon Spengler
   • Ray Stantz
   • Peter Venkman
   • Winston Zeddemore
   • Time Travel
   • My brother in christ this is self-indulgent tripe
   • ghostbusters the movie existing while the characters also exist
   • It doesn't have to make sense
   • Ray Stantz is in love ooouuhhh
   • OC is their only hope and she's a 24 year old retail worker
   • OC inadvertently befriends god's silliest clowns and regrets it
   • I Don't Even Know
   • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Alcohol
   • Smoking
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Past Drug Addiction
   • Egon builds a leaf blower out of an old fan and faith in his abilities
   • bordering on crack I'll be honest
   • OC is plus sized and you can die by my sword if you disagree
   • Ray befriends a cat

   Summary

   The Ghostbusters found themselves in yet another tricky situation. Standing at the feet of The Dead Man Walking, they'd completely lost all hope, convinced the Dead Man would take their lives as well. That is, until they woke up in the mall parking lot at the end of the world; or at least in 2023

   Completely out of options, they joined forces with a grudgingly helpful retail worker who thought they were just lost. She and her brother inadvertently show them the greatest advance the future has to offer: The Power Of Friendship.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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