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Joe and Booker had just done their part of the mission in New York and were about to cross a corner when they saw someone wearing a dragon costume chasing someone in a knight uniform. And the one in the dragon costume was shouting in Italian.
Joe: "Did you also just see Nicky wearing a dragon costume chase someone in a knight uniform?"
Booker: "Yep. I hope it's the informant and not some unfortunate idiot who poured ketchup on his pasta."
Joe: "Nicky will be glad to hear that you have finally learned your lesson."
Booker: "Very funny."
Joe: "But why is Nicky wearing a dragon costume?"
Booker: "Don't look at me. I'm not the one who has been dating him for over 900 years, which means he is still..."
Joe didn't hear the last bit because he was already running in the same direction as Nicky had done. Booker looked at the flash drive.
Booker: "The one advantage of spending time with you is that I don't have to run in this heat."