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Joe: "Damn it. I can't get through to Nicky."
Joe looks at Booker, who is eating.
Joe: "What will it cost me for you to fix the phone line?"
Booker: "Jump into a lake and we can talk."
Joe: "The nearest lake is five miles from here."
Booker: "Do you want to talk with your boyfriend or not?"
Two hours later, Nile sits down at the fire after a nap.
Nile: "Why is Joe wet? And how did he get a working phone line?"
Booker: "He paid the price for my service. Jump into a lake if you want to talk with your boyfriend. And for the record, getting Joe to do stupid things during a mission when he wants to talk with Nicky is a great way of spending your time when you don't have a telly."
Nile: "You used a signal jammer, didn't you?"
Booker shows Nile the signal jammer with a sly smile on his face.
Booker: "I won't tell if you don't tell."
Nile: "Okay, but you have to pay my price for my service if you want me not to tell Joe that you used a signal jammer so you could prank him."
Booker: "What do you want?"
Nile: "I want full access to Spotify so I can listen to music for the rest of the mission. And also free internet."
Booker: "Fair enough. Anything is better than jumping into a cold lake. Give me your phone."