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Hi my name is Dahlia Dark’ness Malfoy Potter Raven Way and I have super long ebony black hair with green and black striped extensions, with pail skin and bright purple eyes. I’m not related to Gerard Way but my mom says he’s a major hottie. I’m half vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I’m a goth and my mom buys most of my clothes from Hot Topic. I’m technically a witch since I go to a wizard school called Hogwarts but I hate it there and I want to drop out.
You’ve prolly heard of my mom Enoby Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way becauzese she’s so cool and goffic. Well she saved the world and a bunch of people from evil wizards and stuff back when she was a teenager. When she graduated she moved in with her boyfriend and my dad Draco Malfoy and he proposed to her on her 20th birthday and they got married in a dark bloody black satanist church (bc were also satanits). There’s also my uncle Vampire who went out with my mom for a while in high school, but theirs a lot going on with them. I live with my mom and dad in this big mansion somewhere.
“Wake up Dahlia” called a voice from downstairs “it’s time to go to school!” It was my mom. I wasn’t excited for school or anything cuz I hated school a lot but, little did they know I wasn’t planning on going to school at all. I put my hair up in a gross ponytail (I didn’t bother brushing it in the mornings) and put a ton of Kuromi barrette in my hair (AN: if you don’t know what that is why are u reading dis?!?! Get OUT!!,!,!!) I was depressed so I didn’t put on any makeup other than some black glittery eyeliner. Then I put on my big leather jacket that said MCR on the sleeves and my baggy Good Charlotte sweatpants and headed downstairs. I had something important I had to say to my mom and dad.
“Good morning sweaty” staid my dad as he poored red blood into my bowl of count chocula cereal. I took a spoonful of it and ate it sadly. “Yeah hi” i moped. “What’s rong?” My mom asked “you look deprezzed.” “It’s cuz I am” I told her. “Did you slit any of your writs?” Said my mom worriedly now. “No” I said, “I told you I don’t do that. It hurts idk why you and dad do it all the time.” Dad shrugged his shoulders and kinda looked like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and that guy from stranger things. “Cuz!” He said. “That’s what u do when ur depressed y’know.” Then I got mad and slammed my fist onto the table next to my cereal. “I don’t wanna go to school mom! The students are mean and da teachers r preps!!” I shouted angrily. “WHAT THE FUCK!” Mom shouted back “why don’t you want to go to school!”
“Don’t you wanna be a which” my dad asked all sensitive, “you can learn magic stuff and do spells like ur mom and me!” I groaned. “No dad” I said, “magic is dumb.”
Mom gasped. “What the hell!!,” she shouted angrily, “I enrolled you into hogwarts bcause I wanted u to be awesome and cool witch like me! When I was ur age I saved my Draco from Vlodemort who had I’m in bonderdge n wanted me to kill ur uncle vampire!!” She bust into tears all of a suddenly. I felt kinda bad even tho I’m a sadist so I stopped. “Why don’t u wanna be like dat?? Why don’t u wanna know how 2 save UR boyfriend in da future!” Dad came over and started rubbing her shoulders. “Sh shh it’s ok babe” he whispered to her but she shook him away. “Daliah u have to learn magic!” She yelled in my face. “NO” I said. “YES” she said back “UR 16 UR GONNA BE A GROWNUL SOON! U HAVETO KNOW WHAT UR GONNA DO WIF UR LIFE!!” I stood up and yelled “WELL I KNOW I DONT WANNA USE MAGIC THEN!” I was crying but I didn’t want them to see so I put up my leather hood and ran out the house.