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Mon, Jun 2, 2:46 PM
Karasu: guys, i have a hypothetical question.. and don’t ignore me.
Seen by Hiori, Isagi, Reo, and 10+
Hiori: fawkk bro…
no.. please don’t do this… 😭
why do u always do this… 💔💔
↪️ Hiori: ‘why do u always do this…’
Bachira replied to a message: “this” u r nt shkspr 💔💔
Hiori: bro stfu
Isagi: chill bro
Isagi: wait—why do u ask questions when the gc is dry???
↪️ Isagi: ‘wait—why do u ask questions…”
Chigirl replied to a message: bc he’s a loser 😒
↪️ Chigirl: ‘bc he’s a loser…’
Karasu replied to a message: bc, i can isagi and also shut the fuck up chigirl. ykw I have a surprise for you later.
Karasu: ok, what if you met this girl at a party right. specifically a house party
Reo: yeah go on
Karasu: you guys had a few drinks and got a bit drunk right, and then y’all start making out—y’know, the usual
Kunigami: this question doesn’t seem so bad.
Yukimiya: tbh idk why we’re even talking to him
you guys know he’s severely stupid 🤦♂️
↪️ Yukimiya: ‘you guys know he’s severely stu…’
Chigirl replied to a message: fr yk nothing normal comes out his mouth.
Nagi: this is getting boring.
@Reo could we play games after his question?
Reo: yeah, sure. lemme just hear him out.
Nagi reacted 👍 to a message
Karasu: then after you guys have this hot, steamy make-out session, right— you notice your shi starts getting hard a bit but then she stops you and…
bro I’m trying not to laugh while finishing typing this 😭😭😭
Bachira: ok but this doesn’t sound that bad, especially if we’re like making out and shit.
Isagi: yeah, I agree
↪️ Karasu: ‘bro i’m trying not to laugh…’
Isagi replied to a message: wait why are you laughing while typing this, Karasu?? 😅😅
Hiori: OH PLEASE NO DON’T FINISH IT
PLEASE BRO I’M BEGGING YOU DON’T FINISH IT 🙏🙏🙏😿😿
Karasu: wait wait waittt you didn’t hear the best part
trust me guys this is the funniest shit I’ve come up with 😹😹
Eita: y’all gotta let my bro cook on this one. trustt
Karasu: fr like c’mon it ain’t even that bad
Isagi: what best part? I don’t think I wanna play this game anymore 😿
Hiori reacted 💔 to a message
Karasu: I was just getting into it.. chilll
Hiori: can you not finish it… I think we already know what you’re about to say 🥀
↪️ Hiori: ‘can you not finish it…’
Karasu replied to a message: nah I don’t think so 🧌
Karasu: as I was sayinggggg before Hiori INTERRUPTED ME…
she stops you for a moment, right, and then she says, “before we start, I wanna tell you something…”
she says it in the heat of the moment so like you’re bricked up and shit
then she continues—
“so uh, I have a dick, is that a problem for you?”
so would y’all hit or nah?
Kunigami: pause. no diddy shit.
actually you wack asl, Karasu—I thought you were gonna ask a serious question 🤦♂️
Chigirl: I fuckinh knew it. this dude would say some stupid shit 🤦♂️🤦♂️
who tf invited him to this gc btw??
↪️ Chigiri: ‘who tf invited him to this gc…’
Niko replied to a message: I think it was Shidou or someone idk man
Chigirl: whoever did, thanks a lot 😒
↪️ Kunigami: ‘actually you wack asl karasu…’
Chigiri replied to a message: bro why tf would you honestly think this dumbass had a serious question to begin with 😒
Bachira reacted ☠️ to a message
Isagi: bro this gc got me cryin
Eita: bro.. if I’m being honest, if she’s bad bad like im talkin ‘bout 2018 bron level?? I’m crackin that shit from the back to the front..
↪️ Eita: ‘bro.. if I’m being honest, if she’s bad’
Eita replied to his own message: we ain’t never stopping like like maybe until her dick falls off and she starts crying blood but that’s not stopping me fr 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Niko: bro what. what are you on????//
Yukimiya: I knew it… I should’ve blocked you the moment you asked me for my number
Nanase: uhh honestly same bro I’m ngl
↪️ Nanase: ‘uhh honestly same…’
Isagi replied to a message: ???
Kurona: maybe if that girl resembles Isagi a bit, I’d smash until she becomes the spitting image of him
Isagi: what… KURONA
Eita: nah you buggin G 😭😭
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@Shidou has joined the conversation
Shidou: YURR WHAT’S UP
Karasu: YO MY MAN SHIDOU HOW’S IT BEEN
Hiori: fawkkkkkk… noooooo bruh anything but those two together..
Karasu: ight bro I got a scenario for you but you gotta answer this honestly
Shidou: ight bro hit me up
Karasu: you met the baddest girl at a party
then you guys have a few drinks, your shit gets bricked up, right—but let me cook…
turns out she has a dick. would you hit or nah?
Shidou: ight bro if I’m being honest, if she’s bad asf I’m still hitting idgaf if she had a dick or not
I was tryna get laid no matter what—no diddy tho 😈🙏
Shidou: me and her about to go crazy all night
BRO HAVE YOU SEEN THE LADYBOYS FROM THAILAND??
Eita: NAH YOU CANNOT BE SAYING ‘NO DIDDY’ AFTER THAT SHIT YOU JUST SAID BRO YOU GAY ASF 😭
Eita: hold up… they kinda bad tho 😅
Yukimiya: wtf bro… why am I even still here..
@Rin has joined the conversation
Rin: fck no
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@Rin has left the conversation
Karasu: ight guys what about this next scenario it won’t be as bad as the other one
Shidou: alr bro what’s the next one
Aiku: no bro don’t even start that shit again
you pulled this shit like 2 days ago. I don’t wanna hear this bullshit again
Karasu: you didn’t even see the other one. plus this one isn’t even bad like the others I made
Shidou: shii don’t mind him
Karasu: so like what if you’re dry humping this hunnie you met at a party
then y’all go outside to do a little suckie… but turns out she has a bigger dick than you
what are you doing in this situation?
Isagi: bro do you honestly have a fetish for girls with dicks? because that’s all you keep bringing up
↪️ Isagi: ‘bro do you honestly have…’
Niko replied to a message: I think he like futanari… ☠️
Kunigami: nah wtf bro 💀💀
Chigirl: that’s it bro I’m ending it tonight 😭
Niko: why are we still friends with you???
↪️ ‘Isagi: bro do u honestly have..’
Nanase replied to a message: I think he does 😭
Shidou: pause… no diddy shit
Eita: bro I don’t wanna get dick down by a girl 😭
Niko: I’m starting to think you’ve experienced this situation before or you like this type of stuff
why else would you ask us this?
Isagi: where’s Hiori?
Bachira: ig he don’t wanna be here after all this dih talk
Bachira: you can see the pain in his dih 💔
Karasu: wait no you guys didn’t hear the next one
Chigirl: bro wrap this shit up
Karasu: no I promise this one won’t be as bad as the others 😭😭🙏
Aiku: I think we’ve heard enough.
Karasu: anyways… if any Blue Lock player was a girl, which one are you smashing?
Kunigami: 💀
Shidou: I most definitely would smash Rin or his brother
cause I feel like they’d be the baddest bitch ever 😈
Isagi: you’re the last person he’d want to fuck trust
imagine Shidou saying “he cracked female Rin” 💔💔☠️
Bachira: yooo Rin would kill himself ☠️
Reo: I mean I would too
you don’t know what Shidou carry…
Bachira: I don’t really know… probably Isagi or like Rin
cause like I don’t really fw y’all like that
Isagi: bud.
Eita: in my opinion, I would smash Karasu
because one—I know he’d have the fattest ass I’ve ever seen
like bro I’d squeeze that shit like slime.
plus he’s my homeboy so he’d let me crack that.
Aiku: why do you always gotta make things weird bro like c’mon.
Yukimiya: fr
Shidou: NAHH BRO YOU MAD ZESTY BRO 😭😭😭
NO DIDDY SHIT BRO
Eita: YOU CANNOT BE TALKING BRO ABOUT BEING ZESTY
WHEN YOU AIR HUMP AT THE LOCKERS 💀💀💀
Shidou: WHAT??! WHEN HAVE I DONE THAT DIDDY SHIT?? NEVER
Aiku: ???