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Castiel's brother is a pest, but maybe this time that will end up being a good thing!
Italics are Cas' texts, Bold is Dean
Unknown 08:30: Gabriel, I SWEAR, if you hid all my ties and socks again, no one will find your body! I have an important meeting today!
D.W. 08:35: Sorry buddy, I think you have threatened the wrong person. I don't even know a Gabriel.
Unknown 08:40: OMG, I am so embarrassed, it looks as though my brother placed some random number under his name so I couldn't yell at him for taking my things. My apologies.
D.W. 08:45: Nah, don't sweat it man. My little brother Sammy does shit like that to me all the time. I think that's what brothers are genetically created to do, be pains in the ass!
Unknown 08:50: Still, I apologize for you being on the receiving end of my "wrath". You seem like a perfectly nice person who would not hide away my ties and socks on such an important day.
D.W. 08:55: *lol* Don't be so sure, you never know... I could be even worse than that. What if I'm like a psycho serial killer?
Unknown 09:00: I think the odds of me connecting randomly with a serial killer are fairly low... I'll take my chances. Besides, even if you were, you don't know my name or address, so I'm perfectly safe.
D.W. 09:05: Hmmm, but I do have your phone number and your brother's name... I bet I could find you online with just that to go off of ;-)
Unknown 09:10: *lol* Somehow I still feel perfectly safe. Though I should thank you for distracting and calming me, I managed to find one pair of socks under my bed and to remember my spare tie in my glove compartment! So, thank you mysterious stranger! I must be off to my meeting, it was lovely to talk to you!
Dean set his phone down on his desk, followed by his head. He felt so happy after such a short, strange conversation with someone (a man he'd guess) who's name he didn't know... Crap. He let out a long sigh of frustration before deciding, yeah, he was definitely texting him again...