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Ermagherd. ppphotography is here.
HOe: pause.
Lizard the FIRST: AYOOOOO?
ppphotography: Guys. What the HELL?
mychemicalwarfare: ehat the hell is your NAME dude?
mychemicalwarfare: what*
mychemicalwarfare: 🤨📸
ppphotography: Don’t change the subject! What the hell kind of server name is that?? Are you all TRYING to get S.H.I.E.L.D. to arrest me???
ppphotography: (…Is there something actually wrong with my username?)
HOe: dude
ppphotography: YOU! You dude! All of you! What is wrong with you guys!? This isn’t even funny, it’s annoying!
Science Slut: It was my idea, actually o_o
ppphotography: YOU
Science Slut: EEP
ppphotography: Why have you forsaken me this way??
Science Slut: Because it was funny ^-^
Science Slut: Your name is… weird, by the way. Change it? Okay <3
ppphotography: Why is everyone being weird about my name??
HOe: because it sounds like you send people unsolicited pictures of
HOe: well. you know.
Lizard the FIRST: YOUR WEB SLINGER AND CARTRIDGES, dude, oh my god
ppphotography: …
ppphotography: It’s my name. And my job. Are you all children?
HOe: your name is literally peepee photography
mychemicalwarfare: pee pee man 👨
ppphotography: I. Am not a pee pee man. My initials are. P P. I take pictures to afford my daily ramen cup. Stop making this weird!
Lizard the FIRST: Piss baby.
Science Slut: You are acting very piss babyish right now ):
ppphotography: GWEN.
ppphotography: You’re supposed to be on my side!
Science Slut: Baby I luv u so much but your name makes you sound so gross and icky and I dont like it
Lizard the FIRST: I tried to tell him that about “Spider-Man”. Nobody likes Spiders! No one on this planet! That’s why the news says he’s a little cringe baby!!
mychemicalwarfare: liz. with all due respect. ill kill you.
mychemicalwarfare: spiders are like top 3 curwwst lil creatures of ALL time
Lizard the FIRST: Curwwst
HOe: curwwst
Science Slut: Curwwst
mychemicalwarfare: cutest* oh my god i hope you all get kidnapped by scorpion and stabbed a MILLION times
HOe: do you think hed know how to spell cutest right
mychemicalwarfare: youre going to die by my hands
HOe: nuh uh
ppphotography: And we’re fighting already. This is great.
mychemicalwarfare: why havent yuo changed your name yet
ppphotography: Oh my God.
ppphotography: Fine. You all win. I’m changing my name
Science Slut: WAHOOOOO!! Mwah Mwah I luv u so much now that you’re not a pp guy
Lizard the FIRST: …Was i this cringe when i was dating him? Does his nerdiness have a cringe beam that makes everyone he swaps spit with turn into a cringe little beast
HOe: let he who is not cringe cast the first stone
mychemicalwarfare: so me
mychemicalwarfare: as the least cringe person here
Peter: …I see we’re still fighting. Okay. Cool.
Lizard the First: Lame ass name. Wtf.
HOe: yeah okay you got a point thats a pretty lame name
Science Slut: Yeah ): what da heck
Peter: Oh my God. You guys are unpleaseable.
mychemicalwarfare: ok “Peter”
Peter: That is literally my name. Are you trying to insult me with it? Because it’s… not going to work. On account of it being my actually name.
HOe: 🤓
Lizard the FIRST: 👆
Science Slut: It’s just… so dry >_<
Lizard the FIRST: Like the cracker he is smh
HOe: LMAO
Science Slut: … XDDD
mychemicalwarfare: JDJSJSJSSJNDNSA
Peter: …I.
Peter: There is literally nothing that I could say right now. You win.
Lizard the FIRST: HAHA
Science Slut: Aw it’s okay baby youre like… the best kind of cracker!
HOe: a ritz?
mychemicalwarfare: you fool. you complete nincompoop however tf you spell that. oyster crackers
HOe: i hope you die in a fire
Lizard the FIRST: I hope you BOTH burn to death. Graham is the best.
HOe: sugary cracker. does not count. go die
mychemicalwarfare: yeah dunnbass
Peter: Did… did you just spell an ‘M’ with two lowercase ‘n’s?
mychemicalwarfare: im not gonna lie chief. if one more person makes fun of me i am going to cry and throw up and die.
Lizard the FIRST: Oh my god. You actually managed to send a message without a single typo
mychemicalwarfare: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP im not helping you study for conners’ test anymore
Lizard the FIRST:
Lizard the FIRST: W-wait a second
HOe: 🤣
Science Slut: Oof o-o
Peter: This is brutal.
Peter: …Wait. What test in Conners’ class?
mychemicalwarfare: the one on friday
Science Slut: Yeah! It’s been on the board for like. Forever!!
Lizard the FIRST: Peter. Please tell me you knew that was a thing.
Peter: …
HOe: hahahahahahahaahahahaha
HOe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HOe: DUDE. ITS WEDNESDAY. HAVE YOU NOT STUDIED AT ALL???
Science Slut: Peter… #_#
Lizard the FIRST: Petey. Petey please. Please tell me you knew.
Peter: I. Want to die. Oh my God.
HOe: LOLOLOLOLOL DUDE
HOe: you are so boned. all 256 style. get to studying.
Peter: I can’t! Not today at least!
mychemicalwarfare: but hwy though
Science Slut: I think he mentioned something about da kingpin…
Peter: I’m meeting up with Daredevil right now! I can’t blow him off just to go study! He’d be
Peter: I don’t know what he’d be, but he scares me, and I don’t want him to beat me up.
Lizard the FIRST: You are literally a superhero.
mychemicalwarfare: ^^^^^
Peter: So is he! He could probably kick my butt!
Science Slut: I think you could take him. I think you could win.
Peter: That is very nice but you also have to say that, you’re my girlfriend.
HOe: nah i agree. dd could kick your ass
Peter: Gee. Thanks, Harry. I’m glad you’ve got my back here.
HOe: yea
HOe: also lawl
HOe: pp meeting dd. better keep your eyes peeled gwen
Science Slut: 👁🫦👁
Lizard the FIRST: EW
mychemicalwarfare: gwen. baby. darling. put that thing away.
Science Slut: But MJ ):
mychemicalwarfare: shhh shh sh sh sh. shuddup.
Peter: I’m… not sure I like the implications in chat right now.
HOe: notice he did not deny it
Peter: Why am I friends with you
Peter: Ah, shoot. Devil’s here. Gotta go. Can one of you send me a study sheet while I’m out? I’ll owe you forever. See ya!
Peter is Idle.
HOe: not it
mychemicalwarfare: nto it!
Lizard the First: Definitely not it.
Science Slut: …You guys.
Science Slut: I had already went to go send it. I made a PDF for it already.
HOe: nerd