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1. Stop telephoning me by Girswafflez420

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 May 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
   • Eric Cartman
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Masturbation
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Phone Sex
   • No beta we die like Kenny
   • Oneshot
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • still enemies
   • who.. masturbate together??
   • FaceTime Sex
   • Bottom Eric Cartman
   • they are seniors in high school
   • Denial
   • They are 18 in this obvi

   Summary

   Cartman loves to gossip and Kyle loves to complain! Kyle is fucking sick of it so an annoyed argument turns to a quick masturbation sesh with the enemy how romantic.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,542

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   284

   Bookmarks:

   24

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