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Incorrect Hermitcraft Quote Drabbles

Summary:

Just drabbles inspired by incorrect quotes.

Quote that inspired first chapter-
A: Can I get back to my work now?

B: Not until you've had a proper nights sleep.

A: I hate this family!

Notes:

I will be posting these daily for 3 weeks as I have just so much fun writing them, and have written so many in just three days lol.
I hope you all enjoy these!

(See the end of the work for more notes and other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Okay, so maybe Grian had been building no stop for a week straight, and maybe he was practically falling asleep on his feet, but he didn’t think that he was going that bad; he wasn’t the only Hermit to do this sort of stuff either! However, that did not change the fact that he was currently being locked in his bedroom, in his incomplete mega base, by Keralis, who was just staring at him with raised eyebrows.

“Keralis, I’m fine. Look, I ate as you told me to, I had water, and I even showered! Can I please go back to building now?”

Keralis only sighed, before pointing at Grian’s nest, causing the parrot hybrid’s wings to puff up in agitation. 

“Not until you get a proper night's rest.” He insisted, lowering his hand before crossing his arms.

“But I did as you asked!” Grian whined, a pout forming on his face as his desire to keep building while he had the inspiration to do so was still strong.

“And now I am telling you to get some sleep, a full night’s sleep in fact before you are allowed to go back to building.”

Grian huffed, his arms also crossing. “How would you know if I went back to building the moment you leave?”

Keralis smirked, “oh, trust me,” his eyes turned pitch black as he spoke his next few words, “I would know.” His eyes changed back, and he was forced to hold back his laughter at Grian’s face. “Now get a full night’s sleep and then you can go back to building.”
Grian groaned as he stalked over to his nest, dramatically flopping into it and curling up on his side, one wing stretched out behind him, the other draped over him like a blanket. “I hate this server!” He whined, causing Kerlais to roll his eyes at his dramatics.

“I’m sure you do Sweetface.” He hummed, moving over to press a kiss to the pouting parrot’s forehead. “Get some rest and this won’t have to happen again.”

With that, Keralis left the room, positive that Grian would be listening to his advice on getting some sleep, otherwise he would just be trapped there longer.

Notes:

Keralis really is a force to be reckoned with lol

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Hope you all enjoyed! Have a stellar day! Love you all, Kits <3 /p