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    08 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Mumbo is trying to work on his base. Evil Xisuma is on the server for a visit. They decide they want to bother Mumbo. Verbal shenanigans ensue.

    Aka:
    I saw someone headcanon that Xisuma is legally Mumbo’s dad since Mumbo was under 18 when he joined Hermitcraft, and Xisuma was admin at the time. I then thought about how that would make Evil Xisuma his uncle. Probably. At the very least that’s how EX sees it.

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    08 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    After Tango bans the saturated soups and honey bottles from the lobby of his decked out game, Xisuma, Cub, Stress, Grian, and Scar start mixing soups and potions for the pure curiosity of it! Too many combinations and techniques that make each batch of concoctions unique leads to endless exploration, and it seems like with every twist they put on a recipe, the entire thing flips around. More dangerous soups and potions like weakness or poison are handled with care, and everything is going smoothly... until they try to be a little more efficient with their materials and time, and accidentally get a little more careless.

    It's a problem of too many cooks in the kitchen, and unfortunately, there are 2 types of grey colored base potions known. Xisuma mixes the wrong one with his experiment.

    Xisuma drinks a Bad Soup. He blacks out.

    "And uh, one more question..." Xisuma asked. "Who are you?"

    Very bad indeed.

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    03 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    It’s April first! The hermits are having fun, playing pranks, when a message comes out from Xisuma that the only rule for the day is to not prank Ex. A few Hermits make the decision to ignore that message. It’s just one day of the year; how bad can it be?

     

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    Xisuma: Don’t prank Ex today, and if you see him, be nice

    Hermits: No

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    27 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    His gut rolls. It's not a cramp, not sharp or constant like the void's aches– no, that's not it, he knows.

    It's something else. Something new, something he's never felt or even heard about, something that shouldn't be Ex's. It isn't his choice, he doesn't deserve to feel this way– but he does, and his mind questions, and his gut still rolls. It's a foreign feeling. There isn't anything wrong with it, really, but– still. It doesn't feel right. He hasn't had this feeling before, and that scares him more then he'd like to admit.

    He doesn't like it.

    or: three times a hermit reaches out to ex, and one time ex reaches out to a hermit.

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    27 Dec 2025