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    Most people think Link is the strongest man in Hyrule. He really isn't. The most unlucky? Now that's a bit more accurate.
    Considering he can't keep shit at peace.
    He can't remember shit.
    Zelda is gone, *again*.
    No. He is the most stretched thin man in the kingdom. He needs a second, just a second. He is so tired. He goes home, and nothing is as it was.

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