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mitsuba we are NOT doing this at 3am

Summary:

Kou shares a dorm with Mitsuba. Mitsuba wants to fight god, Kou, and listen to Mitski all at the same time. Maybe he can

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Damn, these are some stank ass halls. I wonder if my roommate is gonna be nice. I hope he is because if not it’s gonna be a repeat of chapter 10

Kou zoned out, thinking about various things that didn’t really matter. He passed Mei in the hallway.

“HEY KOU HOWS IT GOING!” Mei yelled. She was carrying a lot of supplies for any and everything and had her earbuds in. 

Kou motioned at her to take her volume down. “Good, I’ll se ya later!” He smiled at her walking away

When he got to the dorm the door was already slightly open and he could hear music coming from inside. “Hello?” Kou put his boxes down and opened the door a little more. Inside was dark and dirty, and behind the closet door was the sound of loud music. The lyrics were slow and sad, singing about what sounded to be tall children. Kou just shrugged and put his boxes next to the bed that didn’t have 38 notebooks on it. Knocking on the closet door was a really bad decision because the moment he did a loud scream and thud came out. 

“Who the HELL is here this time?!” A voice from inside screamed. It was followed by shuffling, multiple thuds, the music stopping, and the door opening. On the other side was pink haired Mitsuba, wearing a Garfield onesie. “oh. You must be Kou. I’m Mitsuba.” 

“Hello, it’s nice to meet you!” 

“You look like a dumb blonde.”

The closet door was immediately shut again and Kou walked away. There was trash and old Gatorade and monster energy drinks on the floor. Kou didn’t understand how someone could live like this but he just assumed not everyone could slay. Trying to walk over to the box of trash bags in the corner of the room would’ve been a good idea if not for the broken glass on the floor. Looking around there was a lot of broken glass. Why? Well Kou doesn’t know.

“HEY, Mitsuba what the hell is up with the broken glass?” Kou yelled towards the closet. Mitsuba, once again stopped his music and opened the closet door. “Stop being a fucking coward about it literally it’s not that big of a deal.” He sighed “I’m not gonna ask you again what the hell happened here.” Kou tried stepping forwards, to get closer to Mitsuba and stepped on broken glass.

Mitsuba just watched as Kou yelled out the most amount of substitutes for cuss words humanly possible. He watched as Kou slipped and fell onto broken glass. It’s not like it was funny or anything but what what Mitsuba meant to do? Also walk on the broken glass? “Damn. One time I dropped a cabinet with a bunch of mugs and stuff in it for revenge on my old roommate and just never cleaned it up.” The Garfield fanatic said.

”YOU FUCKING GARFIELD FANATIC!” Kou threw broken glass at Mitsuba. If you glued the broken parts together it would’ve been a Garfield mug