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1. Snitches get Stitches by JessalynMichele

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Shameless (US)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Harry Potter/Lip Gallagher
   • Remus Lupin/Tony the Cop
   • Ian Gallagher/Mickey Milkovich
   • Fiona Gallagher/Nymphadora Tonks
   • Harry Potter
   • Ian Gallagher
   • Lip Gallagher
   • Sirius Black
   • Fiona Gallagher
   • Mickey Milkovich
   • Remus Lupin
   • Mandy Milkovich
   • Canon Divergence - Post-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
   • Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Abused Harry Potter
   • Past Torture
   • Friendship
   • Found Family
   • Underage Smoking
   • Underage Drinking
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • (Shameless Necessities)
   • Sirius Black Raises Harry Potter
   • but it’s not good
   • Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Author choosing not to use an archive warning is a warning
   • Bisexual Harry Potter
   • Implied Smut
   • Humor
   • Sexual Humor
   • Potter Luck
   • Shameless Canon Typical Language
   • Shameless Canon Violence
   • Shameless Canon Derogatory Insults
   • Author is not responsible for what these insane beans say
   • Remus Lupin grew up in a ghetto and I cannot be convinced otherwise
   • Teen Pregnancy
   • Tagged ships are endgame
   • Rare Pairings
   • Pair so rare I made the tag

   Summary

   Expelled, exiled, and branded… Harry Potter is given a ‘fresh start’ in the States with his godfather. They move to Chicago and Harry meets his new neighbors, the Gallagher family.

   Chaos, mischief, and drama happen. Most of it’s illegal, some of it’s legal.

   But yeah, most of it’s illegal.

   Language:

   English

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